Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
Very Jackson Pollock.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Very Jackson Pollock.
I do, but my table cloth also needs washing.
Gravy makes fools of us all as they say.
Gravy makes fools of us all as they say.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I do, but my table cloth also needs washing.
Gravy makes fools of us all as they say.
Gravy makes fools of us all as they say.
I will, but only because my towels are dirty and I need one to use as a cape.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I will, but only because my towels are dirty and I need one to use as a cape.
My flying monkeys keep getting caught in the dish washer.
I mostly just use them to harass the neighbors now.
I mostly just use them to harass the neighbors now.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My flying monkeys keep getting caught in the dish washer.
I mostly just use them to harass the neighbors now.
I mostly just use them to harass the neighbors now.
I don’t know. I stabbed myself with a butter knife unloading the dishwasher.
Still got the scar.
Still got the scar.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t know. I stabbed myself with a butter knife unloading the dishwasher.
Still got the scar.
Still got the scar.
You do the pokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all aboooooout.
That’s what it’s all aboooooout.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You do the pokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all aboooooout.
That’s what it’s all aboooooout.
Butter cats in the sky…I can fly twice as high.
a purple sky with white clouds and a white object in the middle .
Alt: Reading Rainbow
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November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Butter cats in the sky…I can fly twice as high.
Is a smooth trim good?
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is a smooth trim good?
Me too, but I couldn't find that gif on here.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me too, but I couldn't find that gif on here.
Every day I’m Guzzling.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every day I’m Guzzling.
It’s a glitch in the matrix. Your experience is very important to the machine overlords and they are working to correct the issue.
a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a green wall with the words `` whoa '' written on it .
Alt: Neo from the Matrix says Whoa.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s a glitch in the matrix. Your experience is very important to the machine overlords and they are working to correct the issue.
As in she isn’t talking to you, or she’s in the room and you don’t want to spook her?
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
As in she isn’t talking to you, or she’s in the room and you don’t want to spook her?
How the storm waters settled?
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How the storm waters settled?
Someone is looking suspicious.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Someone is looking suspicious.
Waldo is in the Witness Protection Program. Every time you find him, the government has to relocate him.
Strange that they never make him change his wardrobe.
Strange that they never make him change his wardrobe.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Waldo is in the Witness Protection Program. Every time you find him, the government has to relocate him.
Strange that they never make him change his wardrobe.
Strange that they never make him change his wardrobe.