Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻
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Rob Sarvis
@robsarvis.bsky.social
· May 28
“Sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on.”
#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition
#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2
#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition
#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2
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🎵it’s my day off and I’ll get out of bed when I want to, out of bed when I want to🎵
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
🎵it’s my day off and I’ll get out of bed when I want to, out of bed when I want to🎵
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The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
This isn’t a submarine but it is a ewe boat.
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
This isn’t a submarine but it is a ewe boat.
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Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly
I can tell when Internet access goes down in my apartment building because I hear all my neighbors scream curses at the same time.
#ApartmentLife
#ApartmentLife
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I can tell when Internet access goes down in my apartment building because I hear all my neighbors scream curses at the same time.
#ApartmentLife
#ApartmentLife
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The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind
Storm lock down is a good time to stress test your digestive system.
A liter of Pepsi Zero.
A can of chicken noodle soup that has no expiration date, but it bulging slightly and kind of fizzes when I opened it.
Marshmallows of indeterminate origin.
An opened box of leftover holiday chocolates.
A liter of Pepsi Zero.
A can of chicken noodle soup that has no expiration date, but it bulging slightly and kind of fizzes when I opened it.
Marshmallows of indeterminate origin.
An opened box of leftover holiday chocolates.
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Storm lock down is a good time to stress test your digestive system.
A liter of Pepsi Zero.
A can of chicken noodle soup that has no expiration date, but it bulging slightly and kind of fizzes when I opened it.
Marshmallows of indeterminate origin.
An opened box of leftover holiday chocolates.
A liter of Pepsi Zero.
A can of chicken noodle soup that has no expiration date, but it bulging slightly and kind of fizzes when I opened it.
Marshmallows of indeterminate origin.
An opened box of leftover holiday chocolates.
THE TACO BELL ENCHIRITO FROM MY CHILDHOOD
YouTube video by SAM THE COOKING GUY
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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Be sure to tell your doctor if you have redness or swelling between the anus and the genitals.
Being a physician is stressful so he or she could probably use a good laugh.
Being a physician is stressful so he or she could probably use a good laugh.
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Be sure to tell your doctor if you have redness or swelling between the anus and the genitals.
Being a physician is stressful so he or she could probably use a good laugh.
Being a physician is stressful so he or she could probably use a good laugh.
Snow expected in two minutes. Places everyone.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Snow expected in two minutes. Places everyone.
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At this point, I’d follow a knife-wielding clown into a cave.
January 24, 2026 at 6:56 PM
At this point, I’d follow a knife-wielding clown into a cave.
I'm going with my default blizzard plans during this storm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxY...
#FatAndSassy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxY...
#FatAndSassy
cook some soups and eat bread and deserts
YouTube video by digital troglite
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I'm going with my default blizzard plans during this storm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxY...
#FatAndSassy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxY...
#FatAndSassy
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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i drank the cleaning solution
but my house is still a mess
but my house is still a mess
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i drank the cleaning solution
but my house is still a mess
but my house is still a mess
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If cats could be vampires I'd be so screwed bc pspspsps counts as an invitation inside
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If cats could be vampires I'd be so screwed bc pspspsps counts as an invitation inside
Was there a reason you had to repeat the first grade?
Abed - Well, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the seesaw. I found the distinction between duck and goose very arbitrary.
#Community #Se02Ep17
Abed - Well, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the seesaw. I found the distinction between duck and goose very arbitrary.
#Community #Se02Ep17
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Was there a reason you had to repeat the first grade?
Abed - Well, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the seesaw. I found the distinction between duck and goose very arbitrary.
#Community #Se02Ep17
Abed - Well, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the seesaw. I found the distinction between duck and goose very arbitrary.
#Community #Se02Ep17
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There’s still one thing I wanna know. How do those damn three seashells work
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
There’s still one thing I wanna know. How do those damn three seashells work
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
A horror movie where the main character is a lycanthrope, but they turn into Cookie Monster when they see a Moon Pie.
A horror movie where the main character is a lycanthrope, but they turn into Cookie Monster when they see a Moon Pie.
a purple moon pie tag hangs from a purple beads necklace
Alt: A purple Moon Pie book mark.
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
A horror movie where the main character is a lycanthrope, but they turn into Cookie Monster when they see a Moon Pie.
A horror movie where the main character is a lycanthrope, but they turn into Cookie Monster when they see a Moon Pie.
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He does this every Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
He does this every Friday.
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the day is finally here: you can order my debut non-fiction, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS: HOW THE DRAKE EQUATION REVEALS THE ODDS OF LIFE IN THE COSMOS from B&N!!
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www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the day is finally here: you can order my debut non-fiction, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS: HOW THE DRAKE EQUATION REVEALS THE ODDS OF LIFE IN THE COSMOS from B&N!!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cloudy-wit...