I watched at the theater I work and, ten minutes before the movie ended, the film mysteriously froze on screen. I jumped up and, tears streaming down my face, got the film started again. I’m not saying I deserve an award, but I am asking why I haven’t gotten one yet.

Get really, really into hookah instead. Sit on giant mushroom, smoking your pipe, and telling riddles.

I think the rights have historically been tangled on that one but all his early stuff now seems to be squarely with Sony and Sony Pictures Classic

Do all dudes who make an underwater movie get really into diving for the following decade?