Rob Shock
@robshock.bsky.social
Father, philosopher, musician, writer, data guy, in Bakersfield, California
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My Trump supporting boss had the nerve to act confused about the sudden spate of accidents in aviation.
February 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My Trump supporting boss had the nerve to act confused about the sudden spate of accidents in aviation.
We officially live in a coo-coo clock
January 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
We officially live in a coo-coo clock
I fear I have lived to see the age of nihilism that Nietzsche predicted come to pass.
January 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I fear I have lived to see the age of nihilism that Nietzsche predicted come to pass.
What do I have to be sad about? My skin is fat and smooth as butter like the Scrawny Tawny Lion after discovering an appreciation for carrot stew cooked by the very rabbit he had intended to eat.
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What do I have to be sad about? My skin is fat and smooth as butter like the Scrawny Tawny Lion after discovering an appreciation for carrot stew cooked by the very rabbit he had intended to eat.
I’ve seen exactly two David Lynch movies: Dune and Eraserhead. Both fucked up my brain forever.
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I’ve seen exactly two David Lynch movies: Dune and Eraserhead. Both fucked up my brain forever.
The big news today is that Jane Lynch did not die. The bigger news is that Bob Eucker was still alive this whole time until today.
January 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The big news today is that Jane Lynch did not die. The bigger news is that Bob Eucker was still alive this whole time until today.
The Revolution is real, and it’s happening on r/simpsonsshitposting
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The Revolution is real, and it’s happening on r/simpsonsshitposting
Seriously, y’all. I think we really fucked up this time. We’re fucked.
January 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Seriously, y’all. I think we really fucked up this time. We’re fucked.
Remember when Trump was talking about becoming president and we were like, “Meh, whatever!” And now he’s talking about annexing Canada.
January 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Remember when Trump was talking about becoming president and we were like, “Meh, whatever!” And now he’s talking about annexing Canada.
Despite the fact that the author has become kind of a bigoted monster, the Harry Potter books are still great and should be read
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Despite the fact that the author has become kind of a bigoted monster, the Harry Potter books are still great and should be read
I’m so disappointed. Last night, I was only visited by one ghost, a succubus, and a cacodemon.
December 26, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I’m so disappointed. Last night, I was only visited by one ghost, a succubus, and a cacodemon.
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I hate when kids learn Santa isn’t real because they’re one step away from figuring out I don’t exist either.
December 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I hate when kids learn Santa isn’t real because they’re one step away from figuring out I don’t exist either.
Goddammit! Jesus Christ! I’m trying my best to be merry. But after this it’s gonna be motherfucking President Trump again!
December 24, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Goddammit! Jesus Christ! I’m trying my best to be merry. But after this it’s gonna be motherfucking President Trump again!
What if we were to choose our government in a similar way we pick jurors for court cases? Would anything change?
December 22, 2024 at 7:55 AM
What if we were to choose our government in a similar way we pick jurors for court cases? Would anything change?
Does Time need to change it so people will stop misunderstanding them for saying it’s the BEST person of the year? What would that be?
December 22, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Does Time need to change it so people will stop misunderstanding them for saying it’s the BEST person of the year? What would that be?
I gifted my coworkers Yule goats. Most never heard of such a thing. As my boss looked it up, she lingered over the phrase “Pagan origin”. I quickly reminded her that it’s the same origin as the Christmas tree.
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I gifted my coworkers Yule goats. Most never heard of such a thing. As my boss looked it up, she lingered over the phrase “Pagan origin”. I quickly reminded her that it’s the same origin as the Christmas tree.
I asked my wife to leave the Yule log alone, but she refused. Other than that, Yuletide went pretty well.
December 22, 2024 at 7:29 AM
I asked my wife to leave the Yule log alone, but she refused. Other than that, Yuletide went pretty well.
Happy Yuletide!
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
December 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Happy Yuletide!
I have a feeling that trying to mock him by calling him President Musk isn’t going to have the effect some think it will
December 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I have a feeling that trying to mock him by calling him President Musk isn’t going to have the effect some think it will
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“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
Sometimes I’m in denial about how people can actually believe in gods, but then I see how many people believe drones are aliens.
December 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Sometimes I’m in denial about how people can actually believe in gods, but then I see how many people believe drones are aliens.
I decided I’m going to read Conan the Barbarian.
December 16, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I decided I’m going to read Conan the Barbarian.
I actually met someone who had been excommunicated, and I was jealous.
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I actually met someone who had been excommunicated, and I was jealous.