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"Dave stop sniffing your spear, you weirdo."
"I don't do that sort of thing!"
"Don't lie Dave, our illuminator sketched you when you weren't looking."

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December 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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"Neutral" is the ne plus ultra of anagrams.
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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Today’s poem is called ‘On Searching for a Book of Stamps’.
December 10, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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Word of the morning is ‘williwaw’ (19th century): a sudden violent squall or a toppling gust of wind.

Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
December 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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Today’s poem is called ‘To Be Pacific’.
December 6, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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What do rock and roll pandas eat?

A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
December 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Willy Nelson is the most painful wrestling hold.
December 5, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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My three aunties all have names that are also the names of months, there’s April, May and National Fire Safety Awareness Month.
November 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Word of the day, though I’m sure no one will need it, is ‘eye servant’ (16th century): an individual who only pays attention or works hard when the boss is looking.
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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They were all out of Dreadlock Pasta
November 26, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Today’s poem is called ‘The Importance of the Oxford Comma’.
November 20, 2024 at 11:10 AM