Robyn Red Pen
@robynredpen.bsky.social
I’m a writer who believes in science and is a huge nerd at heart. I love palindromes, sunsets, and a good dad joke. Blue dot in a red state. Just a reminder that kindness is free.
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Robyn Red Pen
@robynredpen.bsky.social
· Feb 20
I’ll say it again and then I’m going to bed. If you voted for the fucker in the White House, you can fuck ALL the way off and then keep fucking off times infinity. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
This is pretty accurate except that Buc-ee’s is WAAAAAAAY too small!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is pretty accurate except that Buc-ee’s is WAAAAAAAY too small!!
I laughed WAY too hard at this!! 😂😂
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I laughed WAY too hard at this!! 😂😂
I was #todayyearsold when I realized that when typing, I ONLY use my right thumb to hit the space bar. I can tell because there is no wear on the left side of the space bar on my keyboard.
So, now I wonder…what the hell does my left thumb do all day?! 🤔
Anyone else do the same thing?
So, now I wonder…what the hell does my left thumb do all day?! 🤔
Anyone else do the same thing?
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December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was #todayyearsold when I realized that when typing, I ONLY use my right thumb to hit the space bar. I can tell because there is no wear on the left side of the space bar on my keyboard.
So, now I wonder…what the hell does my left thumb do all day?! 🤔
Anyone else do the same thing?
So, now I wonder…what the hell does my left thumb do all day?! 🤔
Anyone else do the same thing?
Where are my Stranger Things fans?! Holy SHITBALLS!!!
a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
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November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Where are my Stranger Things fans?! Holy SHITBALLS!!!
So glad I have such good friends, parents, and a sister and brother-in-law who made my birthday so wonderful. Just pretty devastated that my brother completely forgot my birthday. Good night.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
So glad I have such good friends, parents, and a sister and brother-in-law who made my birthday so wonderful. Just pretty devastated that my brother completely forgot my birthday. Good night.
This gave me pause.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This gave me pause.
Less than a week until my birthday. Loving my 50s so far!
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Less than a week until my birthday. Loving my 50s so far!
This. Is. Hilarious!!
Trump says he's withdrawing support for Marjorie Taylor Greene, may back primary opponent
President Trump said late Friday he will no longer support Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, marking a dramatic break with a onetime Trump loyalist who has increasingly criticized the president ...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This. Is. Hilarious!!
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
There really needs to be a stronger word than fuck right now.
I’ll say it again and then I’m going to bed. If you voted for the fucker in the White House, you can fuck ALL the way off and then keep fucking off times infinity. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
There really needs to be a stronger word than fuck right now.
Just canceled my DoorDash account after the worst customer service I’ve received ever…and this is over the course of at LEAST 7 calls with them escalated to supervisors (plural) to resolve an issue that they can’t track let alone figure out how to fix. Good fucking riddance!
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just canceled my DoorDash account after the worst customer service I’ve received ever…and this is over the course of at LEAST 7 calls with them escalated to supervisors (plural) to resolve an issue that they can’t track let alone figure out how to fix. Good fucking riddance!
The ketchup march is on at the White House. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The ketchup march is on at the White House. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIS!!!!
I’ve really been missing my fur babies lately, so I wanted to share their stories. This sweet girl is Button. ❤️
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
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After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
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Button
How do you write about something that was so life-changing for you that it rocked you to your core? As I sit here in my living room and begin to ponder what I have chosen to write about this …
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November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve really been missing my fur babies lately, so I wanted to share their stories. This sweet girl is Button. ❤️
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
After you read this, you’ll understand why I am a huge advocate of leash laws.
thornyissues.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/b...
Don’t give it away. Just reply that you see it once you do. 😁
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don’t give it away. Just reply that you see it once you do. 😁
Been thinking a lot about my sweet fur babies lately and wanted to share them with you as well. I’ll miss you forever, Maggie. ❤️
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Lessons from Maggie
My life was changed forever the day she became a part of it. I waited 23 years before getting my first dog, and looking back it’s amazing what I missed growing up without one. Don’t get…
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November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Been thinking a lot about my sweet fur babies lately and wanted to share them with you as well. I’ll miss you forever, Maggie. ❤️
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Just booked my first trip ever to New York City. Going in December to visit one of best friends, and I can’t wait!
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November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just booked my first trip ever to New York City. Going in December to visit one of best friends, and I can’t wait!
Looks like the sky went for a colorful costume this Halloween. Another beautiful #Dallassunset.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Looks like the sky went for a colorful costume this Halloween. Another beautiful #Dallassunset.
THIS!!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
THIS!!!
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.