Herons might outdo poodles for easy confidence that they own the place. Nothing is gonna make them hurry anywhere. They have two modes: strutting and soaring.
On the one hand, living in the woods means I have started doing “spider checks” around the toilet due to some alarming encounters. On the hand, sometimes you’re flossing and you look out the window and see a pair of blue jays looking at you like “‘EEEEY what’s up big guy?”
Burns is a memorable prick there but yeah she exists to be humiliated with the Hot Lips recording.
But it’s little wonder with that history she ends up increasingly saddled with Remedial Feminism for Dirtbag Coworkers monologues later in the series run.
Was doing laundry and found myself randomly annoyed MASH stranded Hot Lips in a completely asinine relationship with Oedipal infant Frank Burns for years despite it being evident the entire time that she knew he was incompetent and unfit to practice medicine.
You’re never really too young for it! It just becomes a text that gets richer as you learn more about racism, homophobia, drugs, and untraceable forms of wealth.
most of your favorite (still living) comedians are now assholes because the personality trait that drove them to success (desperately needing love from everyone) is emotional kryptonite once you are rich, successful, well known, and still fucking hate yourself.
Mina, who hates climbing onto people’s laps, looks like a dog who has never known love when Tilly clambers onto my chair. She pulls this like a day after she, the world’s pickiest eater, shotgunned a bunch of lily of the valley and needed an 800 dollar overnight ER stay.
