Rocco DeSkonko 🔞
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roccodeskonko.bsky.social
Rocco DeSkonko 🔞
@roccodeskonko.bsky.social
Occasional: artist, writer, musician, game dev, web dev. Full time: idiot, gamer, lazy

Am 32, mostly straight

All visitors are required to poob themself at least once
Would it be rude to make a video about finding these on our property and include a picture of the guy who set them up?

(I’m not actually asking this question. I’m just letting you know that I’ll be making a video about it (yes, I am including his face))
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Btw, I only need to replace one part. Dealership wanted about $550 to do it (mostly labor costs; no up-mark on the cost of the part), so I decided to DIY it
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
;-;
Poor thing, but at least no one got hurt (badly) and the damage is minimal. Looks to me like it needs a new steering column and a bushing and it’ll be good to go
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*roblox death sound*

(Person who flipped it is (mostly) okay. Itself is mostly okay but will need repairs)
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I had to inform my mom that “using a pickle jar to put sugar in” was “a choice” that she made. Apparently she didn’t realize it was a pickle jar. Yes, the sugar has picked up the pickle smell and probably flavor
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ahhhhh
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Story time
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
OuO I’ve had him gender bent once or twice, so this would be a new one. Am excited to see the results no matter who you choose tho
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mmm, C#
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I decided to finally give a try at programming in Space Engineers and actually made something that works (it shows battery charge level). Now to modify it slightly and make it target fill level of multiple cargo containers
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yes it’s bad, but idc
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Good enough
October 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You’re getting the drawn version anyway ‘cause you at least hit 5 and I didn’t really expect that

Also, any guesses as to what it is yet based on this? (That’s one large panel in bottom left)
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why hello there 👀
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I forgot to include a clause about taking care of pee needs. Updated
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Idt I left anything out. If you think you found a loophole or if you have any questions, ask me. I need to make sure every possible scenario is covered

Also, feel free to modify it as you wish if you want
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Walk through the woods” I said. “See what you can see. It’ll be fun.”

Now here I am with 50 scratches from briars and very-sore legs from walking for a few hours without rest
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I may have found a solution to the green laser issue. Yes, I went with purple, but green may have worked as well (the issue might be the AAA battery power delivery so I went and found one with built-in battery)
September 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Stealing this ‘cause why not. I’ll keep answers diaper related when I can but I’ll also include undies answers when applicable
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I got a fren
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Forgot to keep updating you all here, but day 3 went well
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I forgot my ticket, so the trip begins again
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
And so the trip begins
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There wasn’t too much I could do to it. I also had to do a little bit of cleaning it after cropping it
September 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM