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Rocco DeSkonko 🔞

@roccodeskonko.bsky.social

160 followers 220 following 700 posts

Occasional: artist, writer, musician, game dev, web dev. Full time: idiot, gamer, lazy Am 32, mostly straight All visitors are required to poob themself at least once

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Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 40m

I tried to watch a drama video once because I actually like the channel being called out. Not even halfway through, I was like “this sucks. People actually like watching these?” And then I closed the video and went to something else because holy fuck that was boring

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 42m

15 minutes later, a little voice speaks to me: “power off.”

Me: “Oh yeah, I’m still wearing these”

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 22h

OuO I’ve had him gender bent once or twice, so this would be a new one. Am excited to see the results no matter who you choose tho

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 22h

“Don’t piss off an artist because they’ll draw your oc gender-bent and pregnant (and you can’t stop me)”

Don’t piss *this* artist off or I’ll draw your oc gender-bent, pregnant and taking a fat dump in their pants (and you can’t stop me)

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 1d

So my job finally fuckin chose someone to be the new boss here, so regular posts should continue very soon

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 5d

I tried to use that tool once. It formatted my flash drive into FAT32 and then failed to create the image because one of the files was way more than *only* 4GB large. I was able to just extract the image file to the flash drive and use it directly

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 6d

The main office for my work be like “we’ll find someone to take over by the end of the week” but then one week after *that*, they’re still struggling to make a temporary schedule while they’re still finding someone to take over

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PowerlessDL50 @powerlessdl50.bsky.social · 6d

Sketch- Moar of Aviva From Wild Kratts this time she dumped her whole ass into her Jeans 😛

#PowerlessDL50

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Gulu (COMMS OPEN!!!) @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 20d

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Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 18d

Almost happened to me once. Woke up, didn’t notice (yet) that I had to pee, started falling back asleep and felt my crotch starting to get wet. Instantly awake and rushing to the bathroom

Frond& @frondampersand.bsky.social · 23d

Half-asleep wettings~

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 21d

Same here

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 22d

Does 1000 miles for a brand new ATV sound right for its first ever oil change? The manual says 50 miles but the guys at the dealership told me 1000

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 25d

Mmm, C#

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 26d

I decided to finally give a try at programming in Space Engineers and actually made something that works (it shows battery charge level). Now to modify it slightly and make it target fill level of multiple cargo containers

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 27d

Sorry I haven’t posted that yet. My boss got fired so I’m being low key until we get a new one and everyone gets settled in

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · 29d

From personal experience, peeing your pants to warm is is surprisingly effective and it stays warm for longer than you’d expect (like 5 seconds instead of 3). And then you’re left wearing cold, wet pants

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 3

What if I told you I had one last panel to draw and then I can post it

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 3

Yes it’s bad, but idc

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 3

Yes it’s bad, but idc

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

Aye, captain!

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

Can’t. At work and no need

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Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

Good enough

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wet dog 🍀🐾 @clovercanine.bsky.social · Oct 2

time to get back into drawing after being laid up in bed for the past few days 💦 #omorashi #bedwetting #pisskink #peefetish

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Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

You’re getting the drawn version anyway ‘cause you at least hit 5 and I didn’t really expect that

Also, any guesses as to what it is yet based on this? (That’s one large panel in bottom left)

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

Poop has entered the pants UwU

Rocco DeSkonko 🔞 @roccodeskonko.bsky.social · Oct 2

I gotta poop. So bad. But simultaneously. Not so bad. Halp