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Hell-based tanghulu sales.
Still watching the Mets for some reason
Still watching the Mets for some reason
This is terrible and no Jewish institution should have to worry about being vandalized with hate symbols.
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is terrible and no Jewish institution should have to worry about being vandalized with hate symbols.
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?
Also, I am very familiar with this neighborhood and I’ll eat my hat if this was done by a Zohran voter or leftist of any kind. Simply because they are, shall we say, thin on the ground there?
Someone give him this one. Maybe he’ll shit himself and [redacted]
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Someone give him this one. Maybe he’ll shit himself and [redacted]
I don’t think the calming collar is working
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t think the calming collar is working
How weird! You guys aren’t even on that branch
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How weird! You guys aren’t even on that branch
Kicked in the head by a horse theory also going strong
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Kicked in the head by a horse theory also going strong
The cats can coexist on the couch iff Basil is under a blanket
October 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The cats can coexist on the couch iff Basil is under a blanket
He’s got a brand new catnip banana and no idea what to do with all these feet
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
He’s got a brand new catnip banana and no idea what to do with all these feet
Gotta do a full Archer and change it to the CIA
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gotta do a full Archer and change it to the CIA
Borscht was slightly just too close to the back of the fridge, I guess :/
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Borscht was slightly just too close to the back of the fridge, I guess :/
Jesus Christ can we not
October 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Jesus Christ can we not
I’m bleeding a little bit but I can’t move
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m bleeding a little bit but I can’t move
Deeply confused but also somewhat captivated by this ad I saw on reddit
October 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Deeply confused but also somewhat captivated by this ad I saw on reddit
This is such a hazard when you’re a known Mets fan. Got this one from a friend yesterday
September 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is such a hazard when you’re a known Mets fan. Got this one from a friend yesterday
Clubhouse has an ice machine that makes these but enormous?
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Clubhouse has an ice machine that makes these but enormous?
Btw the initial Partiful link also sort of hinted that the event involved the IEPAC
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Btw the initial Partiful link also sort of hinted that the event involved the IEPAC
Ok I guess someone told the CCC IEPAC that coordinating with the candidates is a no-no, but the evolution of this event poster over the last two days cracks me the fuck up
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ok I guess someone told the CCC IEPAC that coordinating with the candidates is a no-no, but the evolution of this event poster over the last two days cracks me the fuck up
Shout out to Doug Allison, catcher for the Cincinnati Red Stockings, who was like, “actually maybe it’s bad my hands look like this.” He did, however, cut the fingers off the glove. I can only assume because they hadn’t already developed head protection for catchers.
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Shout out to Doug Allison, catcher for the Cincinnati Red Stockings, who was like, “actually maybe it’s bad my hands look like this.” He did, however, cut the fingers off the glove. I can only assume because they hadn’t already developed head protection for catchers.
