allison
@rockcelery.bsky.social
Hell-based tanghulu sales.
Still watching the Mets for some reason
Still watching the Mets for some reason
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The crash happened on a pedestrian mall.
Man killed in Back Bay hit-and-run was well-known art collector - The Boston Globe
Prominent Boston art collector and philanthropist, John Axelrod, 79, was fatally struck while walking his dog.
www.bostonglobe.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The crash happened on a pedestrian mall.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I’m only going to say this once: opening the door for widespread legal sports gambling led directly to this, and everyone who helped that push for the former needs to reckon with their role bsky.app/profile/peop...
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I’m only going to say this once: opening the door for widespread legal sports gambling led directly to this, and everyone who helped that push for the former needs to reckon with their role bsky.app/profile/peop...
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Frankly an insult to Model UN participants who routinely take this kind of thing much more seriously! (And are active on weekends.)
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Frankly an insult to Model UN participants who routinely take this kind of thing much more seriously! (And are active on weekends.)
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So yeah this shit should be illegal. www.reddit.com/r/confession...
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January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
So yeah this shit should be illegal. www.reddit.com/r/confession...
This may be the most worn out I’ve ever felt facing down a new year. Day 2 and I’m already shot.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This may be the most worn out I’ve ever felt facing down a new year. Day 2 and I’m already shot.
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im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
im growing increasingly concerned that luck is not what lemon pigs are attracting
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MassDOT is hosting a virtual public meeting to introduce a project to replace the William Reid Overpass over Brookline Street in Cambridge. Cambridge residents are encouraged to attend and share feedback at the virtual meeting on Tuesday, January 6. Learn more and register: https://camb.ma/3KTMmza
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
MassDOT is hosting a virtual public meeting to introduce a project to replace the William Reid Overpass over Brookline Street in Cambridge. Cambridge residents are encouraged to attend and share feedback at the virtual meeting on Tuesday, January 6. Learn more and register: https://camb.ma/3KTMmza
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even if AI had zero environmental impact and it wasn’t built on stolen work i would still reject the idea of making fanworks out of it. fanworks are made out of PASSION, by FANS, otherwise you missed the point.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
even if AI had zero environmental impact and it wasn’t built on stolen work i would still reject the idea of making fanworks out of it. fanworks are made out of PASSION, by FANS, otherwise you missed the point.
Gonna miss this little doofus so bad
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Gonna miss this little doofus so bad
Extremely qualified for this gig, as someone who genuinely enjoyed my semester of hand drafting
He needs somebody to walk behind him like a Roman consul at a Triumph, whispering, “Remember, you tested into a science and math high school and had to take two semesters of Mechanical Drawing, you nerd.”
Keep him grounded.
Keep him grounded.
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Extremely qualified for this gig, as someone who genuinely enjoyed my semester of hand drafting
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There were 220 murders in Philadelphia in 2025 and 133 in Baltimore. Those are the lowest murder counts since 1966 and 1965 respectively in those cities.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
There were 220 murders in Philadelphia in 2025 and 133 in Baltimore. Those are the lowest murder counts since 1966 and 1965 respectively in those cities.
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The larger Democrat party can't figure out a coherent ethos to save their lives, and in New York they're giving them a blueprint rn
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The larger Democrat party can't figure out a coherent ethos to save their lives, and in New York they're giving them a blueprint rn
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Anyway, New Yorkers, the work continues. Get in where you can.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Anyway, New Yorkers, the work continues. Get in where you can.
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we were offered such a mean, bitter, small version of this city, and we rejected it for the idea of a big loving basket case. good for us no matter what happens next
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
we were offered such a mean, bitter, small version of this city, and we rejected it for the idea of a big loving basket case. good for us no matter what happens next
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this entire thing is a reminder of how beautiful solidarity is and solidarity is how we win
This whole thing is hitting me way harder than i would have imagined
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
this entire thing is a reminder of how beautiful solidarity is and solidarity is how we win
Ok, they got me at Lucy Dacus singing Bread and Roses
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ok, they got me at Lucy Dacus singing Bread and Roses
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
Highlight of tonight was getting my ass handed to me at the My Little Pony edition of Life by a 9-year-old who looked at my mid-game situation and said, “I feel sorry for your foals.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Highlight of tonight was getting my ass handed to me at the My Little Pony edition of Life by a 9-year-old who looked at my mid-game situation and said, “I feel sorry for your foals.”
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happy new year you clock watching fucks
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
happy new year you clock watching fucks
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Ok team, we can bring these words back into usage! 💪
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!
You can be the change you want to see in the English language!
So long as we get ereyesterday back too! Words need their inverses!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ok team, we can bring these words back into usage! 💪
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
We ahould have been using such excellent words ereyesterday, but if we start now we’ll be glad overmorrow!