Christinamets15
@christinamets15.bsky.social
Mets. Rangers. Knicks in order of mental illness.
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
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Preserving this so that I can yeet Twitter when the time comes
I, too, would like my company to hate me and pay me millions to just fuck off and retire
Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks to buy out the final year of his contract, per Alden Gonzalez.
Rendon is expected to retire.
Rendon is expected to retire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I, too, would like my company to hate me and pay me millions to just fuck off and retire
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Rendon will turn to his true passion: anything but baseball.
Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks to buy out the final year of his contract, per Alden Gonzalez.
Rendon is expected to retire.
Rendon is expected to retire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Rendon will turn to his true passion: anything but baseball.
God says don’t use AI
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
God says don’t use AI
Proclaims there is a new word
Proposes two words
There is no actual new word
Trump in a nutshell
Proposes two words
There is no actual new word
Trump in a nutshell
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Proclaims there is a new word
Proposes two words
There is no actual new word
Trump in a nutshell
Proposes two words
There is no actual new word
Trump in a nutshell
Look, if you hear me screaming it’s because I may have helped my team pull off the most fucking impossible feat all while my skip level told me there would be no help on the way because
I’m a loyal dumbass lesbian to a fault who will always lean toward DO THE IMPOSSIBLE as a successful fuck you
I’m a loyal dumbass lesbian to a fault who will always lean toward DO THE IMPOSSIBLE as a successful fuck you
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Look, if you hear me screaming it’s because I may have helped my team pull off the most fucking impossible feat all while my skip level told me there would be no help on the way because
I’m a loyal dumbass lesbian to a fault who will always lean toward DO THE IMPOSSIBLE as a successful fuck you
I’m a loyal dumbass lesbian to a fault who will always lean toward DO THE IMPOSSIBLE as a successful fuck you
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Happy Admit Unprompted Your Family Can’t Cook Season
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy Admit Unprompted Your Family Can’t Cook Season
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It really is
Our son got his first dose of HPV vaccine when he was 9
Vaccinating boys & men has benefits for BOTH women (e.g., helping to reduce HPV transmission to female sexual partners) AND men (e.g., reducing the risk of oral, head & neck, penile, & anal cancers)
Our son got his first dose of HPV vaccine when he was 9
Vaccinating boys & men has benefits for BOTH women (e.g., helping to reduce HPV transmission to female sexual partners) AND men (e.g., reducing the risk of oral, head & neck, penile, & anal cancers)
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It really is
Our son got his first dose of HPV vaccine when he was 9
Vaccinating boys & men has benefits for BOTH women (e.g., helping to reduce HPV transmission to female sexual partners) AND men (e.g., reducing the risk of oral, head & neck, penile, & anal cancers)
Our son got his first dose of HPV vaccine when he was 9
Vaccinating boys & men has benefits for BOTH women (e.g., helping to reduce HPV transmission to female sexual partners) AND men (e.g., reducing the risk of oral, head & neck, penile, & anal cancers)
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Feeling vindicated that my fave pharmacy tech confirmed my sense that insurance companies are dropping meds from the formulary more than ever and for seemingly no reason. Love living in this three-scams-in-a-trenchcoat country.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Feeling vindicated that my fave pharmacy tech confirmed my sense that insurance companies are dropping meds from the formulary more than ever and for seemingly no reason. Love living in this three-scams-in-a-trenchcoat country.
Look, not to be a traumatized Mets fan, but you know which other 35 year old 2B the mets once acquired?
Jed Lowrie.
Saying “2B is covered for the foreseeable future” after a trade for 35 yr old Marcus Seimen is absolutely wild
Jed Lowrie.
Saying “2B is covered for the foreseeable future” after a trade for 35 yr old Marcus Seimen is absolutely wild
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Look, not to be a traumatized Mets fan, but you know which other 35 year old 2B the mets once acquired?
Jed Lowrie.
Saying “2B is covered for the foreseeable future” after a trade for 35 yr old Marcus Seimen is absolutely wild
Jed Lowrie.
Saying “2B is covered for the foreseeable future” after a trade for 35 yr old Marcus Seimen is absolutely wild
I didn’t think I’d have to say this, but don’t add someone on LinkedIn, who CONDUCTED your interview, to flirt with them.
Or better, don’t use LinkedIn to flirt with anyone.
Or better, don’t use LinkedIn to flirt with anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I didn’t think I’d have to say this, but don’t add someone on LinkedIn, who CONDUCTED your interview, to flirt with them.
Or better, don’t use LinkedIn to flirt with anyone.
Or better, don’t use LinkedIn to flirt with anyone.
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President Trump says he wants to build more housing to bring down prices.
The Senate passed the bipartisan ROAD to Housing Act to do just that.
The House should join us and get this done.
The Senate passed the bipartisan ROAD to Housing Act to do just that.
The House should join us and get this done.
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
President Trump says he wants to build more housing to bring down prices.
The Senate passed the bipartisan ROAD to Housing Act to do just that.
The House should join us and get this done.
The Senate passed the bipartisan ROAD to Housing Act to do just that.
The House should join us and get this done.
“I can only handle one of you circle jerking NYC at a time, but both is a LOT” - my best friend regarding @maggie162.bsky.social and I talking about how great NY is and then..
“She’s great, no flaws detected— not even the NYC circlejerking”
“She’s great, no flaws detected— not even the NYC circlejerking”
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“I can only handle one of you circle jerking NYC at a time, but both is a LOT” - my best friend regarding @maggie162.bsky.social and I talking about how great NY is and then..
“She’s great, no flaws detected— not even the NYC circlejerking”
“She’s great, no flaws detected— not even the NYC circlejerking”
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I knew Mamdani would dog-walk this clown but wow.
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I knew Mamdani would dog-walk this clown but wow.
This is what makes women’s sports great
a first (?) in professional baseball: a (woman's) player just drafted from louisiana wearing a big ol' cross did the "I'd like to thank g-d for giving me this opportunity... (insert standard baseball player religiosity)...and I'd like to thank my wife"
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is what makes women’s sports great
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That's also gotta be part of the math on dropping Hefner, I feel like. Because the Mets running arms into the ground predates Mendoza for sure and a relatively new manager especially should be getting reliable input from a pitching coach on usage.
On his podcast Baseball and Coffee, Adam Ottavino was very critical of Carlos Mendoza and the Mets' management of their pitchers.
youtu.be/1sVJjbgkAEE...
youtu.be/1sVJjbgkAEE...
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
That's also gotta be part of the math on dropping Hefner, I feel like. Because the Mets running arms into the ground predates Mendoza for sure and a relatively new manager especially should be getting reliable input from a pitching coach on usage.
My dream is to be the girl with the cat sling/hoodie
I saw a guy with a different kitten in his hoodie on the subway today.
oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My dream is to be the girl with the cat sling/hoodie
Produced by Hellmark, a subsidiary media spinoff of the well known media company.
Writing a feel-good family holiday movie where the mom drops dead from stress in the very beginning and the whole rest of the movie is her kids just describing all the times they could’ve made her life easier.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Produced by Hellmark, a subsidiary media spinoff of the well known media company.
I am extremely available for the Mets to re-sign Edwin Díaz
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am extremely available for the Mets to re-sign Edwin Díaz
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Turns out that the $16MM payoff ABC made to Trump bought them only a few months' reprieve. Weird how that happens.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Turns out that the $16MM payoff ABC made to Trump bought them only a few months' reprieve. Weird how that happens.
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Let’s. Go.
Healthcare is a human right. With the New York Health Act, we’ll end premiums, co-pays, and deductibles — for good. Single-payer healthcare for all New Yorkers.
Read more about what I heard at our healthcare town hall last Thursday in our latest substack:
open.substack.com/pub/delgadof...
Read more about what I heard at our healthcare town hall last Thursday in our latest substack:
open.substack.com/pub/delgadof...
What I Heard in The Bowery
On Thursday, I held a town hall meeting about the New York Health Act. The case for universal coverage has never been clearer.
open.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let’s. Go.
COOL GREAT
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
COOL GREAT
Lord the Democratic Party is fucking cooked
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Lord the Democratic Party is fucking cooked
Saying “keep it in” way more than I expected to outside of my bed
This is a New York Rangers game post
This is a New York Rangers game post
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Saying “keep it in” way more than I expected to outside of my bed
This is a New York Rangers game post
This is a New York Rangers game post