Christinamets15
@christinamets15.bsky.social
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Mets. Rangers. Knicks in order of mental illness. Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈 Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect. She/Her MA—> NY
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Preserving this so that I can yeet Twitter when the time comes
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TIL Tim Britton added me to one of the Mets sky lists

Thanx Tim
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We are all shocked to learn that Eric Chavez contributed to Juan Soto’s “slow start” and only for him to have a career year after he started ignoring him 😂😂😂
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NOW we know where that damn first pitch swinging shit came from. Eric Chavez! Good riddance, and thank you Juan Soto for dumping Chavez's approach because it wasn't working for you. Imagine the season Soto would've had without Chavez!! Imagine where the #Mets would be now!

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Eric Chavez suggested Juan Soto be more aggressive at plate during slugger's first season with Mets
Juan Soto has always been known for his patient approach, but during his first season with the Mets, hitting coach Eric Chavez tried to get him to change that.
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*stares*

“Primmah” and “primah”
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Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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JB Pritzker has also been emphatically placing Trump's mental decline squarely on the agenda. On our pod, he adds a new element: People around Trump are using his decline to manipulate him, so they're less likely to intervene. More Dems should say this. 1/

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christinamets15.bsky.social
Not enough people are throwing used tampons at shitty men and it shows.
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Yeah, they did a show together last yesr
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Mannnn he had opened an amusement park in fort Myers / Cape Coral and it was one of the coolest things we would do when I was a kids there.
christinamets15.bsky.social
Rfk and Trump were talking about baby penises in his office 20 years ago?
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Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
christinamets15.bsky.social
“The Court finds UMG guilty…. of releasing an absolute banger. Good day, sir!”
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Drake’s lawsuit against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us" has been dismissed

"The Court concludes that the allegedly defamatory statements in ‘Not Like Us’ are nonactionable opinion, the motion to dismiss is granted”

They also noted that the song had a ‘catchy beat and propulsive baseline’
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That’s cuz he’s in STRAPsONville now
christinamets15.bsky.social
Everyone should take regular trips to strapsonville; but if not, handsonton and fingerdale are good day trips
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “hey let’s do it again”
orth.ca
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
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So, can a baseball team meet with a fascist dictator/pedophile in their clubhouse on 9/11 and make it to the World Series? Looks like they can’t.

#MetsSky, one down, one more to go, and we finally have something to celebrate 🎉
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Kershaw being a historically bad postseason pitcher while also being a bigot is so good
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Andres Gimenez with potentially the biggest stolen base of his career
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maggie162.bsky.social
Houston
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
christinamets15.bsky.social
“Penis concerning” is actually the first line of my coming out memoir
christinamets15.bsky.social
Anyway, here’s Abel thinking I’m trapped inside a mirror
christinamets15.bsky.social
Currently dykewriting while manspreading and petty dunking.
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I WILL out-manspread you, sir.
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Every mof you makeeeee
has toxicity to takeeee
Every carbon bond you break
Will be cleaner for your sake
I’ll be saving youuuuu
nchemgav.bsky.social
If you've not got The Police/Sting in your head at the moment then you've clearly never seen this cover before.
Cover of the journal Nature Chemistry with the cover line "Every MOF you make"
christinamets15.bsky.social
If you want to become a better cuddler, the first step is getting a cat that thinks lights out means he needs to fuse to your body when you’re horizontal
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I’m just imagining Pablo tearing this whole thing apart
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maggie162.bsky.social
Annual reminder that this man is in fact younger than me.
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Stephen Miller responding to AOC calling Miller a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10”: We knew her brain didn't work—now we know their eyes don't work.