Sam RJ Coley
@rockjonny.bsky.social
CEO of swatch internet time | writer | state highway one - hachette aotearoa/australia | sophomore novel - in progress | no longer on substack
toitū te tiriti | always was, always will be
toitū te tiriti | always was, always will be
Hoping for both outcomes 🤞
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hoping for both outcomes 🤞
Will shipping to Australia negate the discount do you think?
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Will shipping to Australia negate the discount do you think?
Omg I once fell in love with a girl and her gay best friend at the exact same time and had an actual panic attack lolol
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Omg I once fell in love with a girl and her gay best friend at the exact same time and had an actual panic attack lolol
Could have been both! Who can say
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Could have been both! Who can say
I didn't know he lived and at one point I turned to my friend and said "I think we are about to watch a man die on camera"
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I didn't know he lived and at one point I turned to my friend and said "I think we are about to watch a man die on camera"
my favourite cocktail, especially pre-dinner, and the *perfect* drink for when you can't think of anything else
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
my favourite cocktail, especially pre-dinner, and the *perfect* drink for when you can't think of anything else
Slicing the turkey into thin strips. I learned that from invisible monsters
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Slicing the turkey into thin strips. I learned that from invisible monsters
Now crush him with rocks
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Now crush him with rocks
Sunshine is so good, consistently in my all time top 10
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sunshine is so good, consistently in my all time top 10