Sam RJ Coley
@rockjonny.bsky.social
CEO of swatch internet time | writer | state highway one - hachette aotearoa/australia | sophomore novel - in progress | no longer on substack
toitū te tiriti | always was, always will be
toitū te tiriti | always was, always will be
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My latest article addresses this point comprehensively.
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My latest article addresses this point comprehensively.
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New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New York Times HR manager poring over Epstein files to scout potential new hires
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
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1 am.., the british hour...
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
1 am.., the british hour...
When I was a kid I was so depressed bc I thought I was so ugly and all my guy friends were so much better looking than me, in retrospect maybe I was just gay for them? Lol
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When I was a kid I was so depressed bc I thought I was so ugly and all my guy friends were so much better looking than me, in retrospect maybe I was just gay for them? Lol
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The Nightmare Sequence is out now in Australia, the UK, North America and is coming soon to Italy through Wojtek Edizioni, translated into Italian by Enrico Terrinoni 🙏🏽💜
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Nightmare Sequence is out now in Australia, the UK, North America and is coming soon to Italy through Wojtek Edizioni, translated into Italian by Enrico Terrinoni 🙏🏽💜
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while you were studying the blade i was being a little faggot
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
while you were studying the blade i was being a little faggot
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any man you've ever seen look hot in a tucked in white t-shirt? that man has fucked a man
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
any man you've ever seen look hot in a tucked in white t-shirt? that man has fucked a man
the qantas lounge should have little rooms where you can scooch off and have sex like they do at Berghain
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the qantas lounge should have little rooms where you can scooch off and have sex like they do at Berghain
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cowards make good weather vanes
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
cowards make good weather vanes
I sold 7 while-u-wait poems at a garage sale on Saturday (wrote them on my typewriter) for $5 each which is actually more money than I make from selling a copy of my novel so idk who said there's no money in poetry but I'm thinking of changing careers
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I sold 7 while-u-wait poems at a garage sale on Saturday (wrote them on my typewriter) for $5 each which is actually more money than I make from selling a copy of my novel so idk who said there's no money in poetry but I'm thinking of changing careers
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
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Tomorrow is the Fifth of November – but let’s forget Guy Fawkes and his actions against an arrogant Protestant king and instead look to our own history: the unlawful attack on Parihaka and, by extension, Māori sovereignty.
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#kikorangi
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#kikorangi
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Tomorrow is the Fifth of November – but let’s forget Guy Fawkes and his actions against an arrogant Protestant king and instead look to our own history: the unlawful attack on Parihaka and, by extension, Māori sovereignty.
🧵
#kikorangi
🧵
#kikorangi
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all of these technologies are being adopted to displace liability onto something that can't be punished
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
all of these technologies are being adopted to displace liability onto something that can't be punished
Love thar Scruff has a thirst pics feature built in now. problem is there's a 100% chance I'm gonna accidentally post hole to instagram by accident one day
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Love thar Scruff has a thirst pics feature built in now. problem is there's a 100% chance I'm gonna accidentally post hole to instagram by accident one day
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Please stop calling my mashed potatoes "hetslop." I was cooking all day while you were at work
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Please stop calling my mashed potatoes "hetslop." I was cooking all day while you were at work
Kids these days will never know the simple terrors in life like when you measure your house and it's bigger on the inside.
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Kids these days will never know the simple terrors in life like when you measure your house and it's bigger on the inside.
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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my most unpopular opinion is that it's a sign of defective moral character if you point blank refuse to answer phone calls from unknown numbers. it's not that hard to hang up on spam/scammers, and you are probably missing important calls!
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Meanjin’s performance and sustainability were the focus of a review commissioned by MUP in February. The final recommendations of the report, which was never released publicly, did not include closing Meanjin.
Who killed Meanjin?
www.crikey.com.au
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Meanjin’s performance and sustainability were the focus of a review commissioned by MUP in February. The final recommendations of the report, which was never released publicly, did not include closing Meanjin.
still can't get over the stupidness of the jokes in the new Naked Gun movie. 100 dumb jokes per minute, I haven't laughed like that in a cinema in such a long time
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
still can't get over the stupidness of the jokes in the new Naked Gun movie. 100 dumb jokes per minute, I haven't laughed like that in a cinema in such a long time
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Noooooooooo don’t point out what he was saying and in which context that’s not fair 🥺
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Noooooooooo don’t point out what he was saying and in which context that’s not fair 🥺