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Rockstar Karen
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Artist. 🎨
Opinions. 🐍🦇
I love tacos. 🌮

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I had help. 😂
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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This is why we're here, too. Heeyy, @bsky.app 💙👋😘
April 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The last time he was president, the stress was so bad I cracked two teeth. I'm not looking forward to my dental bills in the next four years. 🙄
March 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ok. I need someone to make a website that lists each P2025 initiative and match them up with each EO. So we have a place to point to when people try and gaslight us. Thanks in advance. 🫶
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I miss the days when the one thing that could cause real fights between people was the BCS.
January 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Who do you think is gonna play Diddy in the made for TV movie about *gestures wildly* all that?
January 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
HOT TAKE: The NCAA Bowl season is trash. Teams lose 50 kids to the Portal. Coaches have left. Instead put in trade deadlines. One that closes 10-1. Then teams are locked until after all bowl games. And no more sitting out bc you might get drafted in 4 months. If you're on the team, play the game.
December 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I got husband a present. Christmas day came and went. That gift was nowhere to be seen. I have no idea where it is. (I mean it's in the house.) I told him it existed, but I still can't find it.

Send help.
December 27, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Best Christmas song.
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 AM
My birthday is Saturday, so I bought new shoes today.

You know, as one does.
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
My dad asked for Christmas lists from my family. I put on my list: 'Honestly, I want for you to watch less Fox News.' He probably won't, but it's exactly what I want for Christmas.
December 11, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I saw that 47 is going to the reopening of Norte Dame this month. MSM I'm BEGGING you. Please do not make the story about him. We nearly lost a cultural icon, and they've spent YEARS rebuilding.

That is your story. Not the fact that 47 went on vacation for a photo op.
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Rockstar Karen
At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My cat caught a cold. I really think he'd feel better if he would blow his nose, but apparently, he doesn't know what to do when faced with a kleenex on his snoot. He's also sneezing a lot, which is such a joy when it happens right in your eyeball in the middle of the night.
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 AM
So my grandfather & 7 of his 8 siblings didn't finish HS. The same generation calling college educated woke and making unhinged laws bc they won't admit they don't know anything and can't trust people who are more educated than they are. I now get it because they stopped leaning in the 8th grade.
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 PM
I'm gonna write a book where the author admits to crimes in those first 4 pages that no one reads. Call it Recipes to Die For. 😂
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Why do all the Black Friday ads showing coffee makers, couches, TVs and cars? Who are you shopping for? I need reasonable gift ideas that I can give to my family. A Lexus with a giant bow ain't it.
November 27, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Did we ask for Moana 2 (2024) and a live action Moana (2026) nearly back to back? Was Moana 1 not a perfectly complete movie?
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I'm making turkey today. I am not making turkey on Thursday. I am however having lunch (out) with my family that voted against my own wellbeing. I'm ready with a big fat "I told you so" if they complain even once. Maybe I'll make it a drinking game.
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I'm working on new videos for my math YouTube channel all about the Pythagorean Theorem. The music is gonna be a bop! (Am I using that right?) Anyways, check it (and subscribe). You might learn something. 💚

youtube.com/@realmathsol
Real Math Solutions
Need help learning a new math concept? Need a refresher on topic? We're here to help! Each of our playlists break down skills into easily understood, component parts. We work through each part and th...
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November 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by Rockstar Karen
Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Middle school is the worst. Can I just wrap the kid in bubble wrap and put him in storage until he's through this phase? Because if you ask him, 'everything' is just awful. I'm gonna need another drink.
November 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Oh cool. Intros that are super awkward. Let's see..

I'm an artist and UX designer who likes tacos. I have 1 kid who is a baller. I'm a 💙 in Dallas. I give free Mom hugs to the alphabet mafia. IYKYK. I love me some Broadway and watching all the movies. And I will dance in public anytime, anywhere.
November 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM