John Roddy
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Well, the hacking thing only happened *after* this filing from a few days ago. The discovery motion was filed yesterday, and the order compelling it was just posted a few hours ago.
So yeah, my eyes are going to be glued to this docket for now. We'll see.
So yeah, my eyes are going to be glued to this docket for now. We'll see.
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Well, the hacking thing only happened *after* this filing from a few days ago. The discovery motion was filed yesterday, and the order compelling it was just posted a few hours ago.
So yeah, my eyes are going to be glued to this docket for now. We'll see.
So yeah, my eyes are going to be glued to this docket for now. We'll see.
Oh. His lawyer explicitly told the court that he does most of his coms through...Twitter DMs...
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Oh. His lawyer explicitly told the court that he does most of his coms through...Twitter DMs...
I mean, his lawyer did openly admit to the judge that neither one of them have any clue what they're doing. (no really, he actually said that)
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I mean, his lawyer did openly admit to the judge that neither one of them have any clue what they're doing. (no really, he actually said that)
Huh. This all happened almost immediately after the court ordered his lawyer to stop screwing around and take the *enormous* discovery requests seriously. What a crazy random happenstance.
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Huh. This all happened almost immediately after the court ordered his lawyer to stop screwing around and take the *enormous* discovery requests seriously. What a crazy random happenstance.
Another split-the-baby decision presenting itself as a compromise by promising to staple the baby back together?
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Another split-the-baby decision presenting itself as a compromise by promising to staple the baby back together?
If people don't want everything to be filled with politics, they should've done more to stop the administration that aggressively forced politics into every aspect of everything.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If people don't want everything to be filled with politics, they should've done more to stop the administration that aggressively forced politics into every aspect of everything.
That sounds like a successful outcome to me.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
That sounds like a successful outcome to me.
It could also just be him having the mind of a six year old. I remember putting labels on absolutely everything when I first got my hands on a label maker.
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It could also just be him having the mind of a six year old. I remember putting labels on absolutely everything when I first got my hands on a label maker.
Please don't publish lies in the headline without clarifying that they're lies. Abbott has been saying this for years. He's been proven wrong every time.
January 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Please don't publish lies in the headline without clarifying that they're lies. Abbott has been saying this for years. He's been proven wrong every time.
They're not following their own style guide. This was a Starbucks-involved artistic incident.
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
They're not following their own style guide. This was a Starbucks-involved artistic incident.
As the wise Patrick Stewart once said: "whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian."
I don't know about the math stuff, but who am I to argue with that?
I don't know about the math stuff, but who am I to argue with that?
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
As the wise Patrick Stewart once said: "whenever you do algebra, you need more lesbian."
I don't know about the math stuff, but who am I to argue with that?
I don't know about the math stuff, but who am I to argue with that?
I can't speak for the "manly men" who like to portray themselves as the manliest of manliness at all times, but I certainly have no interest in gargling balls for breakfast every single day.
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I can't speak for the "manly men" who like to portray themselves as the manliest of manliness at all times, but I certainly have no interest in gargling balls for breakfast every single day.
My favorite is still Left 4 Dead 2, where they managed to direct players through the confusing swamp areas with flowing water elements. It was a new engine feature that immediately translated to gameplay immersion.
January 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My favorite is still Left 4 Dead 2, where they managed to direct players through the confusing swamp areas with flowing water elements. It was a new engine feature that immediately translated to gameplay immersion.
Yeah, the court here pretty much just declared that almost all of the procedural nightmare was irrelevant to this decision, but oh boy was it a convoluted mess.
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Yeah, the court here pretty much just declared that almost all of the procedural nightmare was irrelevant to this decision, but oh boy was it a convoluted mess.
Don't get me wrong, this guy is absolutely a terrorist. He was more or less entirely responsible for forming a paramilitary group, which provided overseas combat training and procured illegal firearms. *That* is what they should have focused on, not the speech.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Don't get me wrong, this guy is absolutely a terrorist. He was more or less entirely responsible for forming a paramilitary group, which provided overseas combat training and procured illegal firearms. *That* is what they should have focused on, not the speech.
For Christmas, I got a posthumous present from my grandfather: a novelty Craftsman workbench clock.
My instant first thought was "hey guys check this out." >.<
My instant first thought was "hey guys check this out." >.<
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
For Christmas, I got a posthumous present from my grandfather: a novelty Craftsman workbench clock.
My instant first thought was "hey guys check this out." >.<
My instant first thought was "hey guys check this out." >.<
I'm still trying to figure out what the "war on protein" even was.
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what the "war on protein" even was.
It's like a wireless blowjob dispenser, except without the blowjob.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It's like a wireless blowjob dispenser, except without the blowjob.
Explaining the law is not *defending* it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Explaining the law is not *defending* it.
What on earth are you talking about
January 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What on earth are you talking about
That's a good question, but I'm also pretty sure it passed *unanimously* in both chambers. Losing over ⅓ of the votes after that is a pretty high bar.
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That's a good question, but I'm also pretty sure it passed *unanimously* in both chambers. Losing over ⅓ of the votes after that is a pretty high bar.