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Rolls on Floor Laughing (Yet still somehow manages to type)

For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
You in the market for some carpet? #AskingForAFriend
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
me - watching North Sea Hijack (Many Years Ago)
Character: - nip down to the stores and get a 500lb bomb
Me : Bwahhhahahahahahaha
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Aldi on Thursday and LIDL on Friday AFAIK
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Olly North?
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It used to be that Anybody could grow up to be President - NOW you don't even have to grow up...
December 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
well worth 80 odd grand I'd say
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
'Worth' doing A LOT of heavy lifting there
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
AFAICS all the indicators are pointing at 'Yes'
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Which one (There's two)
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm guessing that 'it's not real life' in as much as it doesn't change anything - AND they want to control it as it makes a shit tonne of money for not actually having to do anything
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fill Your Head with Rock & Rock Buster were (possibly) the first two albums I bought when I left home
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Back in the days before "Anybody can become President" became a threat
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
maybe he represents a large percentage of the actual population?
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Is the beach named after Pam? #AskingForAFriend
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I long to return to the Good Old Days - when it was Single Mums that were creating all the problems
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
TBF - I've been saying America is NOT our friend - for YEARS now....
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"most" ?
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM