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For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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The announcer in the skating just said "she'll only be scored a level two on her twizzle" in a very serious voice
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The announcer in the skating just said "she'll only be scored a level two on her twizzle" in a very serious voice
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February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
"It's only one bad apple" - it's almost as if they don't explain proverbs these days...
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"It's only one bad apple" - it's almost as if they don't explain proverbs these days...
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Education is devolved and our SNP Government choose to make it free for Scottish students. This option could be applied by WM in England but they choose not to do so. Despite this, Emily Thornberry thinks that we should provide a free education for English students - whilst Scots pay down south!
Top Labour MP complains English students miss out on free Scottish university places
A TOP Labour MP complained that English students don’t benefit from free tuition at Scottish universities.
www.thenational.scot
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Education is devolved and our SNP Government choose to make it free for Scottish students. This option could be applied by WM in England but they choose not to do so. Despite this, Emily Thornberry thinks that we should provide a free education for English students - whilst Scots pay down south!
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90,000 properties in England/Wales are owned by offshore companies. Almost half unlawfully hide their true ownership
We've found them, mapped them, and published everything
▶️ This 60-second video shows how to find secretly owned property near you
📊 Details & stats below
We've found them, mapped them, and published everything
▶️ This 60-second video shows how to find secretly owned property near you
📊 Details & stats below
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
90,000 properties in England/Wales are owned by offshore companies. Almost half unlawfully hide their true ownership
We've found them, mapped them, and published everything
▶️ This 60-second video shows how to find secretly owned property near you
📊 Details & stats below
We've found them, mapped them, and published everything
▶️ This 60-second video shows how to find secretly owned property near you
📊 Details & stats below
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
Listening to the BBC World at One News - and hearing 'Lionel Schriver' (?) and some woman from the Republicans Abroad talking about how murdering American citizens may tarnish the ICE reputation and about the "Terrible Accident" the other day - when the guy was 'accidentally' shot ten times...
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Listening to the BBC World at One News - and hearing 'Lionel Schriver' (?) and some woman from the Republicans Abroad talking about how murdering American citizens may tarnish the ICE reputation and about the "Terrible Accident" the other day - when the guy was 'accidentally' shot ten times...
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
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🇬🇧 Streeting handed his erse on a plate
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January 24, 2026 at 11:27 AM
🇬🇧 Streeting handed his erse on a plate
🏴😎
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Lib Dem source: “Just 45 more Tory defections until Ed becomes Leader of the Opposition.”
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Lib Dem source: “Just 45 more Tory defections until Ed becomes Leader of the Opposition.”
For ALL non US based Duolingo users - a "Dime" is a Ten (10) cent coin
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 AM
For ALL non US based Duolingo users - a "Dime" is a Ten (10) cent coin
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USA vs Europe - quality of life.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
USA vs Europe - quality of life.
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The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
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Oh.
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh.
I'm led to believe that England have won the coveted Ashes Peace Prize...
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm led to believe that England have won the coveted Ashes Peace Prize...
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Welcome to the UK where a right wing academic seeks to defend a man who wrote:
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Welcome to the UK where a right wing academic seeks to defend a man who wrote:
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
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Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
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Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them.
The cat:
The cat:
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them.
The cat:
The cat:
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Deceptive headlines
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Deceptive headlines
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And she really was the United Kingdoms Prime Minister so you may wish to consider who is laughing at who here.
“No less an authority than the United Kingdom’s former Prime Minister, Liz Truss”
That’s a real sentence that someone wrote, which made it into Trump’s legal filing.
That’s a real sentence that someone wrote, which made it into Trump’s legal filing.
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And she really was the United Kingdoms Prime Minister so you may wish to consider who is laughing at who here.
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Graham Linehan was a guest on The Liz Truss Show this week in what I can only imagine was an attempt to atomise the remnants of his credibility.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Graham Linehan was a guest on The Liz Truss Show this week in what I can only imagine was an attempt to atomise the remnants of his credibility.