@roflyssmtt.bsky.social
Rolls on Floor Laughing (Yet still somehow manages to type)
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
I'm led to believe that England have won the coveted Ashes Peace Prize...
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm led to believe that England have won the coveted Ashes Peace Prize...
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Welcome to the UK where a right wing academic seeks to defend a man who wrote:
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Welcome to the UK where a right wing academic seeks to defend a man who wrote:
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
'Head for the hotels housing them and burn them to the ground.'
By describing that incitement as "anti immigration"
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Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
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Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them.
The cat:
The cat:
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them.
The cat:
The cat:
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Deceptive headlines
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Deceptive headlines
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And she really was the United Kingdoms Prime Minister so you may wish to consider who is laughing at who here.
“No less an authority than the United Kingdom’s former Prime Minister, Liz Truss”
That’s a real sentence that someone wrote, which made it into Trump’s legal filing.
That’s a real sentence that someone wrote, which made it into Trump’s legal filing.
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And she really was the United Kingdoms Prime Minister so you may wish to consider who is laughing at who here.
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Graham Linehan was a guest on The Liz Truss Show this week in what I can only imagine was an attempt to atomise the remnants of his credibility.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Graham Linehan was a guest on The Liz Truss Show this week in what I can only imagine was an attempt to atomise the remnants of his credibility.
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Mike Johnson is proof God wants us to punch people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Mike Johnson is proof God wants us to punch people.
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Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.
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@snp.org f.a.o Neil Gray health Sec.
Can you alert hospitals to start putting orange bins at the entrance to hospitals so those wearing the blue masks can deposit them safely in line with control of infection rules. So far its like confetti oot there and we all ken the snp will get the blame.
Can you alert hospitals to start putting orange bins at the entrance to hospitals so those wearing the blue masks can deposit them safely in line with control of infection rules. So far its like confetti oot there and we all ken the snp will get the blame.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@snp.org f.a.o Neil Gray health Sec.
Can you alert hospitals to start putting orange bins at the entrance to hospitals so those wearing the blue masks can deposit them safely in line with control of infection rules. So far its like confetti oot there and we all ken the snp will get the blame.
Can you alert hospitals to start putting orange bins at the entrance to hospitals so those wearing the blue masks can deposit them safely in line with control of infection rules. So far its like confetti oot there and we all ken the snp will get the blame.
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That's because you're in Dubai.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
That's because you're in Dubai.
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The Daily Express is a UK National Newspaper, in 2025.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
Princess Kate’s genius method to keep glittering new tiara in place
Princess Catherine sported a new tiara on Wednesday.
www.express.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The Daily Express is a UK National Newspaper, in 2025.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
Here's that genius Tiara hack youve been waiting for.
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Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
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"My poll numbers have never been better."
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"My poll numbers have never been better."
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In case you missed it: our investigation into how Sky Bet relocated to Malta to avoid £55m of tax/year This kind of thing is often reported as "perfectly proper, and there's no suggestion that any laws were broken".
But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
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But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
🧵
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
In case you missed it: our investigation into how Sky Bet relocated to Malta to avoid £55m of tax/year This kind of thing is often reported as "perfectly proper, and there's no suggestion that any laws were broken".
But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
🧵
But here it looks improper. Laws may have been broken.
🧵
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Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social
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Fox News is showing a live feed of puppies to keep their viewers calm this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Fox News is showing a live feed of puppies to keep their viewers calm this morning.
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The last time we were mad enough to let Labour near government in Scotland. They saddled us with billions of pounds of PFI debt for schools and hospitals that literally fell down.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
Why does a massive US private healthcare company own 2 NHS PFI projects? 🚨
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The last time we were mad enough to let Labour near government in Scotland. They saddled us with billions of pounds of PFI debt for schools and hospitals that literally fell down.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
And had unbreakable service contracts that cost so much for so little, basic fixes like sign changes were impossible.
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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Michelle Mone has just bought a £10m home in Florida, even though she has yet to repay a penny of the £122m PPE Medpro owes the taxpayer. Good job she hasn't committed housing benefit fraud, because she might have been prosecuted then.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Michelle Mone has just bought a £10m home in Florida, even though she has yet to repay a penny of the £122m PPE Medpro owes the taxpayer. Good job she hasn't committed housing benefit fraud, because she might have been prosecuted then.
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Brace yourselves Aberdeen for the rush of jobs coming your way!
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Brace yourselves Aberdeen for the rush of jobs coming your way!
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄
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Dear Louvre Thieves:
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dear Louvre Thieves:
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?
Anyone else catch the live cast from Rome on the Big Screen at Ibrox this arvo? #AskingForAFriend
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Anyone else catch the live cast from Rome on the Big Screen at Ibrox this arvo? #AskingForAFriend