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Rolls on Floor Laughing (Yet still somehow manages to type) For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 19h

TBF - That looks beyond cairn

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 19h

I think they may have missed that boat post 1945....

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 1d

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah - & I can't help but think that - If work was SO great then the rich would be keeping a lot more of it for themselves...

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 2d

verschlimmbessert?

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 2d

I was born male, I have always identified myself as a man - and yet - according to a Sainsbury's Sticky Toffee Pudding - I am a family of four

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 2d

Dangerous precedent tho - once folk figure out they can do it themselves....

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 2d

You'll just be getting used to it - and they'll change it again...

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 2d

At least the kids all got nice houses in the west end (Glasgow - Edinburgh)

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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 2d

Michelle Mone has just bought a £10m home in Florida, even though she has yet to repay a penny of the £122m PPE Medpro owes the taxpayer. Good job she hasn't committed housing benefit fraud, because she might have been prosecuted then.

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 3d

This is STILL my favourite TV interview with Philp

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 3d

You're obviously mistaking the 'people' who write for the Mail as "journalists"

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 4d

"We Americans, who are slow to anger..." #snort

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 4d

He MAY only have seen One Vote - and if TWO votes were spoiled....

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 4d

Probably just another of those weird coincidences

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 4d

You're just showing off now...

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 4d

TBF I was ALSO thinking about writing a strong letter...

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Brace yourselves Aberdeen for the rush of jobs coming your way!

This position, when filled, by my reckoning, will take the number of jobs up to 14 in the HQ of GB Energy 🙄

Screenshot from GB Energy Website and it's one job advertised in Aberdeen

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SUFA-Indivisible @sufa-indivisible.bsky.social · 6d

Dear Louvre Thieves:
How fast do you think you could get the Epstein Files?

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 5d

You've used an unnecessary "rightwing" in the first bullet point...

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 5d

Is that Spog Kowalski I see at the back?

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 5d

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that 'it's not him'

roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 5d