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Coworker asked which level of adulthood I was on. “4 new tires, fill my tank, and pay bills ahead of time adulthood.”
“Oh, I’m $20 in the tank adulthood. You’re grown.”
“Oh, I’m $20 in the tank adulthood. You’re grown.”
February 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Coworker asked which level of adulthood I was on. “4 new tires, fill my tank, and pay bills ahead of time adulthood.”
“Oh, I’m $20 in the tank adulthood. You’re grown.”
“Oh, I’m $20 in the tank adulthood. You’re grown.”
Drake was at home giggling into his poutine thinking “He won’t sing it.” Ha. And did!
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Drake was at home giggling into his poutine thinking “He won’t sing it.” Ha. And did!
Yasss!! Bury that man! Got Serena on stage dancing on his career tomb. Ah!!
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February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yasss!! Bury that man! Got Serena on stage dancing on his career tomb. Ah!!
The house next to me was occupied by squatters. They’ve been removed. They’ve started renovations on the home. Roof was repaired at 7 AM last week. At 7 PM they started gutting out the house. It’s 9:15. They’re still going. Goodbye sleep.
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The house next to me was occupied by squatters. They’ve been removed. They’ve started renovations on the home. Roof was repaired at 7 AM last week. At 7 PM they started gutting out the house. It’s 9:15. They’re still going. Goodbye sleep.
I got my nails done last week on Thursday. 5 of them have chipped. I’m annoyed. Ugh, let me go back to doing non girlie things.
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I got my nails done last week on Thursday. 5 of them have chipped. I’m annoyed. Ugh, let me go back to doing non girlie things.
Got in late last night. Ordered a pizza. Dasher calls saying they can’t find the house. I give him directions.
“Found it. You don’t want to come get it?”
“No. Leave it at my door.”
“You sure? You sound nice.”
“I’ll have my husband meet—“
“I’ll leave it.”
Mmhmmm. Attitude changed quick.
“Found it. You don’t want to come get it?”
“No. Leave it at my door.”
“You sure? You sound nice.”
“I’ll have my husband meet—“
“I’ll leave it.”
Mmhmmm. Attitude changed quick.
February 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Got in late last night. Ordered a pizza. Dasher calls saying they can’t find the house. I give him directions.
“Found it. You don’t want to come get it?”
“No. Leave it at my door.”
“You sure? You sound nice.”
“I’ll have my husband meet—“
“I’ll leave it.”
Mmhmmm. Attitude changed quick.
“Found it. You don’t want to come get it?”
“No. Leave it at my door.”
“You sure? You sound nice.”
“I’ll have my husband meet—“
“I’ll leave it.”
Mmhmmm. Attitude changed quick.
I ran 50 miles last month. As a single parent working full-time? Not too shabby. Hope to improve in February.
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I ran 50 miles last month. As a single parent working full-time? Not too shabby. Hope to improve in February.
Are we boycotting the Bullseye this month?👀
February 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Are we boycotting the Bullseye this month?👀
Dear Lord!! @seauxcocoa.bsky.social there’s a direct correlation between people not washing their rice or legs!! I’ve been down a rabbit hole for hours cackling!
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dear Lord!! @seauxcocoa.bsky.social there’s a direct correlation between people not washing their rice or legs!! I’ve been down a rabbit hole for hours cackling!
Adulting: getting gas on your lunch break instead of “in the morning”.
January 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Adulting: getting gas on your lunch break instead of “in the morning”.
Parents Help: my 5 year old is obsessed with watching #Roblox and #Minecraft content on YouTube Kids. I want to let him play but fear the content may be inappropriate. It also sounds expensive. Is it worth it?
January 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Parents Help: my 5 year old is obsessed with watching #Roblox and #Minecraft content on YouTube Kids. I want to let him play but fear the content may be inappropriate. It also sounds expensive. Is it worth it?
Aye yooooo!! 😂 But yeah, let’s make that happen 😐
Vibrators should come with a low battery indicator like phones/watches/kindles, etc.
January 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Aye yooooo!! 😂 But yeah, let’s make that happen 😐
People laugh at Atlanta for panicking when snow hits but we have a reason. Government here is reactive not proactive when it comes to protecting their citizens. Hubris. “I’m from up top. This is nothing.” **proceeds to drive on roads not treated** Circle back to my first point.
January 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
People laugh at Atlanta for panicking when snow hits but we have a reason. Government here is reactive not proactive when it comes to protecting their citizens. Hubris. “I’m from up top. This is nothing.” **proceeds to drive on roads not treated** Circle back to my first point.
Not this child watching his highlight reel after I let him win 😒
January 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not this child watching his highlight reel after I let him win 😒
My son is out of school today. Why?!? Why does school start on Tuesday 🙃
January 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My son is out of school today. Why?!? Why does school start on Tuesday 🙃
Late evening at work. Nugget was elated to see me at pickup. When we got home he asked, “Mommy, can we snuggle?” Snuggled in my arms now gently snoring.
January 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Late evening at work. Nugget was elated to see me at pickup. When we got home he asked, “Mommy, can we snuggle?” Snuggled in my arms now gently snoring.
I know yall received gift cards for Christmas but please wait 2-5 business days before using them at brick and mortar locations. The shelves are bare from the 24th. It’s going to take some to replenish them. Don’t come in asking, “Why are you out of stock?”
December 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I know yall received gift cards for Christmas but please wait 2-5 business days before using them at brick and mortar locations. The shelves are bare from the 24th. It’s going to take some to replenish them. Don’t come in asking, “Why are you out of stock?”
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄
My kid does not do peer pressure. It was pajama day at school. I asked if he wanted to participate. Hard “No, thank you.” I asked why. “Pajamas are for sleeping in at home.” Kiddo gets to school and a classmates asked why he was wearing normal clothes. “I like what I’m wearing.” Kid accepted it.
December 20, 2024 at 10:21 PM
My kid does not do peer pressure. It was pajama day at school. I asked if he wanted to participate. Hard “No, thank you.” I asked why. “Pajamas are for sleeping in at home.” Kiddo gets to school and a classmates asked why he was wearing normal clothes. “I like what I’m wearing.” Kid accepted it.
Fuck all of them hoes!
Neveeeeeeeer! Fuck that family!
Y’all could never make me buy Skims, idc.
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Fuck all of them hoes!
I thought my kid was asleep next to me. I open up the Amazon app to see if his presents had shipped. “Mommy? What’s that? What are you doing?” Gaaaaaah!!! Why are you awake?!?
December 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I thought my kid was asleep next to me. I open up the Amazon app to see if his presents had shipped. “Mommy? What’s that? What are you doing?” Gaaaaaah!!! Why are you awake?!?
Fresh braids. Please don’t talk to me or make me think for the next 3-5 business days.
December 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fresh braids. Please don’t talk to me or make me think for the next 3-5 business days.
Does anyone still drink vodka? I can’t imagine trying to drink it at my ripe age.
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Does anyone still drink vodka? I can’t imagine trying to drink it at my ripe age.
“Tell me why the fuck you ***** FED if you criminal…” Kendrick. Sir.
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December 9, 2024 at 1:09 PM
“Tell me why the fuck you ***** FED if you criminal…” Kendrick. Sir.
Curious to see how Sir Lewis Hamilton handles testing with Ferrari.
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Curious to see how Sir Lewis Hamilton handles testing with Ferrari.