I’ve decided to bring wine and cheese for dessert to America in a big way. Berries and cream coming 2027
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I’ve decided to bring wine and cheese for dessert to America in a big way. Berries and cream coming 2027
10pm bedtime wake up at 8 gf meet 4am bedtime wake up past noon bf, this world is a prison
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 AM
10pm bedtime wake up at 8 gf meet 4am bedtime wake up past noon bf, this world is a prison
Reebok club c is to shoes what Toyota Camry is to cars
December 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reebok club c is to shoes what Toyota Camry is to cars
“Do you think they have anything for my bachne at the Verizon store?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Do you think they have anything for my bachne at the Verizon store?”
“Do you think Santa would get detained at the border?”
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Do you think Santa would get detained at the border?”
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Thoughts turn to impulses
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thoughts turn to impulses
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that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spot.
light.
losing
that’s me in the spot.
light.
losing
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
that’s me in the corner
that’s me in the spot.
light.
losing
that’s me in the spot.
light.
losing
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practicing my cameron winter impression always
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
practicing my cameron winter impression always
20 seconds and a bow tie
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
20 seconds and a bow tie
Fent-lean, frat flick, fergalicious
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fent-lean, frat flick, fergalicious
In college fridge: angry orchard, Michelin ultra, sourdough starter, oj, beef sticks, butter, and another sourdough starter
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In college fridge: angry orchard, Michelin ultra, sourdough starter, oj, beef sticks, butter, and another sourdough starter
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Wine in hot chocolate hypothesis conclusion: negative
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wine in hot chocolate hypothesis conclusion: negative
Double fisting chocolate milk and cab sav
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Double fisting chocolate milk and cab sav
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I wanna take a nap in my pile of warm laundry
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wanna take a nap in my pile of warm laundry
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On periods: “if I had a boyfriend and he didn’t let me punch him in the balls once a month, I don’t think I’d have a boyfriend”
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
On periods: “if I had a boyfriend and he didn’t let me punch him in the balls once a month, I don’t think I’d have a boyfriend”
“I’m getting cucked in my own tattoo!”
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“I’m getting cucked in my own tattoo!”
Just awoke in the middle of the night after a long dream of searching for milk, I know what I have to do now
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Just awoke in the middle of the night after a long dream of searching for milk, I know what I have to do now
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phantom of the opera lore drop 2nd floor of student health who wants it
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
phantom of the opera lore drop 2nd floor of student health who wants it
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Need soup in a major way
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Need soup in a major way
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Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can
I love touching chicken
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I love touching chicken
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
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“Getting milked in the ass on Thursday”
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Getting milked in the ass on Thursday”