Rob
@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25.
📍 Hampshire, UK
📍 Hampshire, UK
If you think you're having a hard day at work, just be thankful you're not on the BBC news desk trying to report on the Epstein emails right now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
If you think you're having a hard day at work, just be thankful you're not on the BBC news desk trying to report on the Epstein emails right now.
My dad wants to see me on Boxing Day and I have no excuses, no reasons to get out of it. I just don't want to. I don't want to see him, I don't want to see a cousin I've not seen in 10+ years, and I absolutely can't be fucked with going into central London for lunch with them. Ugh.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My dad wants to see me on Boxing Day and I have no excuses, no reasons to get out of it. I just don't want to. I don't want to see him, I don't want to see a cousin I've not seen in 10+ years, and I absolutely can't be fucked with going into central London for lunch with them. Ugh.
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Who knew all the teenage (and then some) years of playing The Sims would actually translate into my real job?
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks having more than two or three of your photos "liked" in a row starts to become less of a compliment and more of a cry for attention?
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Just had a guy, now blocked, who liked/replied to/reposted more than THIRTY of my photos in the space of 5 minutes.
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Nobody else at the gym knows what’s happening in my ears while I lift.
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There’s a Reddit community where you share a photo of your weekly shop (because of course there is) so I shared mine. I’m mostly just pleased how well it all fits on my table.
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ll admit I was disappointed to learn that this is in fact pronounced Burffham.
Just filled the tank. I've done around 420 miles this week and she took a smidge over 33 litres. Bearing in mind they'd likely have driven 15-20 miles to deliver it before I got in, that's easily more than 60mpg without any effort. Impressive.
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just filled the tank. I've done around 420 miles this week and she took a smidge over 33 litres. Bearing in mind they'd likely have driven 15-20 miles to deliver it before I got in, that's easily more than 60mpg without any effort. Impressive.
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not quite sure what the point of a guarantee is when you can miss the deadline by several hours and pretty much shrug your shoulders about it. This country is the pits.
You know Sue, big fat Sue?
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
You know Sue, big fat Sue?
I'm in the office. I just overheard someone in the office next to me walk into the room and says "Are you guys snogging? WERE YOU SNOGGING?"
Oh my god I need the drama.
Oh my god I need the drama.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm in the office. I just overheard someone in the office next to me walk into the room and says "Are you guys snogging? WERE YOU SNOGGING?"
Oh my god I need the drama.
Oh my god I need the drama.
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A week and 400 miles in and my view of this car is softening slightly. It’s very comfortable, the build quality is clear, and the fuel economy is blowing my mind slightly if the OBC is to be trusted. In terms of driving enjoyment, however, it’s about as thrilling as loading the dishwasher.
I put the Alt in Alton.
I put the “edge” in edgewater, Chicago.
I put the “Toro” in Toronto.
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I put the Alt in Alton.
The bots are sending poetry.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The bots are sending poetry.
Following this dramatic incident last month, my car is now being repaired and I've been kept mobile in a Toyota C-HR.
Not only am I surprised people actually buy these, but they pay upwards of £30,000 for the experience?! The mind boggles.
Not only am I surprised people actually buy these, but they pay upwards of £30,000 for the experience?! The mind boggles.
Being rammed unexpectedly from behind would be a great start to my Monday if I weren't referring to a Fiat Punto on the M3.
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Following this dramatic incident last month, my car is now being repaired and I've been kept mobile in a Toyota C-HR.
Not only am I surprised people actually buy these, but they pay upwards of £30,000 for the experience?! The mind boggles.
Not only am I surprised people actually buy these, but they pay upwards of £30,000 for the experience?! The mind boggles.
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I’m still full of cold but can’t eat just cereal for a third day in a row so need to brave the supermarket 🥲
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’m still full of cold but can’t eat just cereal for a third day in a row so need to brave the supermarket 🥲
People what use Philips Hue with Apple Home… what’s your go-to colour choice for the lamps? Adaptive is too cold in the afternoons but I’m never sure which one feels best as a gentle warm white.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
People what use Philips Hue with Apple Home… what’s your go-to colour choice for the lamps? Adaptive is too cold in the afternoons but I’m never sure which one feels best as a gentle warm white.
I'm a terrible patient when I'm ill. I've got a cold and I'm fucking miserable with it 😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm a terrible patient when I'm ill. I've got a cold and I'm fucking miserable with it 😂
Hands up who would like Joe to contort them into positions…? 🙋🏼♂️
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hands up who would like Joe to contort them into positions…? 🙋🏼♂️
Based on her fashion sense alone, Claudia Winkleman would get on fabulously with David Rose.
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Based on her fashion sense alone, Claudia Winkleman would get on fabulously with David Rose.
Check out that release date 😵
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Check out that release date 😵