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Author Romie Stott, who is the same person as filmmaker and musician Romie Faienza. Poetry editor at Strange Horizons. Texan in Massachusetts. Capisco italiano un po. ⚥ Sign up for my mailing list at romiesays.kit.com.
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You should trust Gillian, who is brilliant.

You can order the book in many places, including through the Strange Horizons affiliate link: bookshop.org/a/114270/978...
gillianlynndaniels.bsky.social
I got “Nothing in the Basement” by @romiesays.bsky.social at Readercon. I sped through it and can’t stop thinking about it. Absolute banger of a haunted house story. 🏚️ #amreading #horror
romiesays.bsky.social
Ignore me if you are making a different point, but if you're looking for recs, @zinrock.bsky.social is an outstanding freelance developmental editor.
romiesays.bsky.social
as I understand it, enough people kept claiming to be them that it wasn't a useful identifier anymore
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chucktingle.bsky.social
yes this timeline is a rough route. yes there are waves of strife. but behind it all lies the inertia of all things which prompted fish to trot out of the ocean and humans to gather in commune. we are driven to fill the nothing with ourselves, with LOVE. its the unconquerable wind behind our sails
romiesays.bsky.social
That looks cool! Where did you get it?
romiesays.bsky.social
Also, we already do this? I get a deduction for my dependents AND a child tax credit, and it's essentially just recognizing that my one-person income is feeding three people. Not particularly controversial. We don't need a third tax mechanism to do the same thing that's already happening.
romiesays.bsky.social
They are closer. The out-of-control monkeys are closer. I can't stop them.

(Hypothetically, I can't stop them. I have never attempted to stop them. It would be contrary to my management ethic.)
romiesays.bsky.social
IT'S COMING! They're coming. The monkeys! At halloweeeeeeeen
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
It's here! It's here! The TOC for Issue 5 of Die Laughing is HERE!

We could not be more excited to bring you these 6 hilarifying tales, available as a PDF download 10/31/25, with stories posting for free every week after! Join us for stories so funny they'll kill you! #horrorsky
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romiesays.bsky.social
I have a love for both, but although one must watch a lot of Xena to get the experience of Xena, if you watch just the opening credits of Cleopatra 2525 a few times, it counts as having watched the whole show.
romiesays.bsky.social
IT'S COMING! They're coming. The monkeys! At halloweeeeeeeen
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
It's here! It's here! The TOC for Issue 5 of Die Laughing is HERE!

We could not be more excited to bring you these 6 hilarifying tales, available as a PDF download 10/31/25, with stories posting for free every week after! Join us for stories so funny they'll kill you! #horrorsky
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Issue 5 TOC announcement. Black background with a clown logo to the left, and the list of authors and stories on the right. 

“It Is My Circus; They Are My Monkeys; But I Have Limited Influence on the Monkeys” by Romie Stott
“Davy is Floating” by Glenn Dungan
“Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus” by Ash Vale
“The Moaning Caverns Cry for You! Yes, You!” by Mir Rainbird
“Afternoon Tea Over Innsmouth” by Lena Ng
“Yesforatu” by C Lenz
romiesays.bsky.social
Always happy to consult if you run against something particularly intractable.
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shimmersoft.bsky.social
really important that we find ways to neuter the supreme court and unwind the trump admin's cruel practices, least of which so i can annoyingly say "all their efforts were for kavanaught"
romiesays.bsky.social
I didn't come to horror writing through horror reading or horror movies. I got here through oral tradition: ghost stories at sleepover parties. It's still obvious in the structure: entertaining and giggly and set in specific familiar surroundings. And then suddenly...
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Nothing in the Basement
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romiesays.bsky.social
obviously what he's making happen is horrible, but listening to him describe it is like listening to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs
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Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
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romiesays.bsky.social
reposting out of context, out of appreciation and respect for the gif
romiesays.bsky.social
I mean, any time you have arranged marriages with requirements to produce an heir, it is not a celebration of bodily autonomy), and that absolutely comes down harder on women, even though I don't get the impression Aravis's brothers are free to make a love match either.
romiesays.bsky.social
Per the text, Aravis's gender expression is not any more a problem than her super femme friend's, and per the text, Rabadash's domineering abuser stuff toward Susan is very much a him thing and weirds everyone else out.
romiesays.bsky.social
I've never read Calormen as sexist. Classist, yeah. It's very clear the hiearchy is strict and you are not even supposed to care about classes lower than you. Like, that's the thing Aravis has to grapple with (and Bree does too).
romiesays.bsky.social
Further investigation reveals wikipedia is only flagging as porn on MY computer even though the software is supposed to impose all rules universally

so it's impugning my PERSONAL HONOR with an implication about how I individually use wikipedia

I should be allowed to duel the software in meatspace
romiesays.bsky.social
Welp, my work firewall has started blocking wikipedia as a website after placing it in the category "porn, general." Thanks, AI. You're really nailing it.
romiesays.bsky.social
I have never once looked at tool and thought "let's make this faster, more random, and unaccountable" (unless it was a random number generator). Russian roulette-ass business model.
romiesays.bsky.social
Welp, my work firewall has started blocking wikipedia as a website after placing it in the category "porn, general." Thanks, AI. You're really nailing it.
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iid.bsky.social
So like I’m not uhhhhh a tactical guy I’m not a military knower but does one usually put everyone important in your military in one spot. Does one usually advertise that they’re going to put everyone important in your entire military in one spot before doing that
romiesays.bsky.social
I love that. Can you link me to a story you're proud of that does that, which I could read online?
romiesays.bsky.social
I think the literary prevalence of "surprising" reversals has primed how we anticipate reality. The number of conversations I overhear: "remember how x unlikely thing turned out to be TRUE" about stuff that didn't ever turn out to be true. We're just used to that ending, so we write it in.
romiesays.bsky.social
One of the things I appreciate about Columbo (and Poker Face) is they sidestep the narrative trap of "it's the person you least suspect!" We know who the person is and how they did it. That's out of the way. There's not a "but actually!!!1" twist.