Like, you made multiple kinds of beans and you're married to a Mexican man and you think we "don't have food"? I am Michelangelo and you just presented me two sistine chapels

Also at some point it lets you put a design on a mask you find and i had only one appropriate choice

"ok sure I'm missing 4 paint techniques but those must just be fun optional things right?
Oh we're going out to look for them right now?
Oh ok you're saying the story is JUST BEGINNING now!?"

Both of us crumbling under the weight of "you need to take me outside in the wind and snow so i can poop" dog

on the plus side, electric was like $50

anyways who wants to bet this gas bill coming out at like $500

aryel's cousin in virginia called them like "what is going on with this snow!?" and was just more confused when we mentioned we hadn't even had a flake today. where we're at, this storm is acting kinda weid i guess

went out and bought a space heater for the bedroom and calling this "something to worry about for next time" cuz it's not like there's much i can do right now!

i defer to the wisdom of my elder

this is all gonna be moot when we wind up driving somewhere tomorrow during the day before the actual snowfall starts