Real Ronald Strump
@ronald-strump.bsky.social
How am I doing?
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How am I doing?
While FOX calls them the "Bottom 60%", that represents 280 million Americans.
I hope FOX doesn't point out that ME and ALL the BILLIONAIRES in America only represent 0.26% of Americans.
It's all in the plan.
I hope FOX doesn't point out that ME and ALL the BILLIONAIRES in America only represent 0.26% of Americans.
It's all in the plan.
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
While FOX calls them the "Bottom 60%", that represents 280 million Americans.
I hope FOX doesn't point out that ME and ALL the BILLIONAIRES in America only represent 0.26% of Americans.
It's all in the plan.
I hope FOX doesn't point out that ME and ALL the BILLIONAIRES in America only represent 0.26% of Americans.
It's all in the plan.
Imposed tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands—no people, no problem.
Penguins are now paying 10%.
Next up: tariffs on Atlantis.
No one's safe from The Art of the Deal.
It's all in the plan
Penguins are now paying 10%.
Next up: tariffs on Atlantis.
No one's safe from The Art of the Deal.
It's all in the plan
April 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Imposed tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands—no people, no problem.
Penguins are now paying 10%.
Next up: tariffs on Atlantis.
No one's safe from The Art of the Deal.
It's all in the plan
Penguins are now paying 10%.
Next up: tariffs on Atlantis.
No one's safe from The Art of the Deal.
It's all in the plan
BREAKING
Tremendous Trade Deal with Penguins!
Just finalized a historic a deal with the Emperor of the Penguins from the Heard and McDonald Islands.
Now, we're working on educating the American people that penguin eggs are just like chicken eggs, only colder and more exotic.
It's all in the plan.
Tremendous Trade Deal with Penguins!
Just finalized a historic a deal with the Emperor of the Penguins from the Heard and McDonald Islands.
Now, we're working on educating the American people that penguin eggs are just like chicken eggs, only colder and more exotic.
It's all in the plan.
April 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
BREAKING
Tremendous Trade Deal with Penguins!
Just finalized a historic a deal with the Emperor of the Penguins from the Heard and McDonald Islands.
Now, we're working on educating the American people that penguin eggs are just like chicken eggs, only colder and more exotic.
It's all in the plan.
Tremendous Trade Deal with Penguins!
Just finalized a historic a deal with the Emperor of the Penguins from the Heard and McDonald Islands.
Now, we're working on educating the American people that penguin eggs are just like chicken eggs, only colder and more exotic.
It's all in the plan.
They say I “blinked” on tariffs. FALSE. I never blink. Tremendous eyelid control.
I strategically refocused trade dynamics to confuse China and help the markets.
It’s called 5D Chess—you wouldn’t understand
It's all in the plan.
I strategically refocused trade dynamics to confuse China and help the markets.
It’s called 5D Chess—you wouldn’t understand
It's all in the plan.
April 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They say I “blinked” on tariffs. FALSE. I never blink. Tremendous eyelid control.
I strategically refocused trade dynamics to confuse China and help the markets.
It’s called 5D Chess—you wouldn’t understand
It's all in the plan.
I strategically refocused trade dynamics to confuse China and help the markets.
It’s called 5D Chess—you wouldn’t understand
It's all in the plan.
If I keep raising the tariffs on China I'm going to have to go somewhere else for my knockoff bibles.
Or sell the for $99.99
And the MAGA hats are going to be $69.99
It's all in the plan.
Or sell the for $99.99
And the MAGA hats are going to be $69.99
It's all in the plan.
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If I keep raising the tariffs on China I'm going to have to go somewhere else for my knockoff bibles.
Or sell the for $99.99
And the MAGA hats are going to be $69.99
It's all in the plan.
Or sell the for $99.99
And the MAGA hats are going to be $69.99
It's all in the plan.
They say tariffs might raise car prices by $12,500. Fake news! It's just a patriotic premium. If you love America, you'll pay it. If not, enjoy your foreign jalopy.
#PatrioticPremium
#PatrioticPremium
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They say tariffs might raise car prices by $12,500. Fake news! It's just a patriotic premium. If you love America, you'll pay it. If not, enjoy your foreign jalopy.
#PatrioticPremium
#PatrioticPremium
ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m starting a new party. The Honest & Humble Party.
Our motto? “Probably not lying.”
APRIL FOOLS. Still the most tremendous Republican ever.
Our motto? “Probably not lying.”
APRIL FOOLS. Still the most tremendous Republican ever.
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m starting a new party. The Honest & Humble Party.
Our motto? “Probably not lying.”
APRIL FOOLS. Still the most tremendous Republican ever.
Our motto? “Probably not lying.”
APRIL FOOLS. Still the most tremendous Republican ever.
BREAKING: I just admitted I lost the 2020 election.
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Gotcha. I’ve never lost. I just win in different dimensions
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Gotcha. I’ve never lost. I just win in different dimensions
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING: I just admitted I lost the 2020 election.
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Gotcha. I’ve never lost. I just win in different dimensions
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Gotcha. I’ve never lost. I just win in different dimensions
April Fools’ Day. I told Mike Pence I’d make him President. Classic! He cried.
Greatest prank since I made people believe Mexico would pay for the wall.
Still might. You never know!
Greatest prank since I made people believe Mexico would pay for the wall.
Still might. You never know!
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
April Fools’ Day. I told Mike Pence I’d make him President. Classic! He cried.
Greatest prank since I made people believe Mexico would pay for the wall.
Still might. You never know!
Greatest prank since I made people believe Mexico would pay for the wall.
Still might. You never know!
The Oval Office has NEVER looked better. Me, the flag, Kid Rock, the energy—unmatched. Joe couldn’t get a rock if he paid one. They said it was “too much patriotism”—I say not enough!
April 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Oval Office has NEVER looked better. Me, the flag, Kid Rock, the energy—unmatched. Joe couldn’t get a rock if he paid one. They said it was “too much patriotism”—I say not enough!
Everyone’s talking about my guest in the Oval Office—absolutely tremendous patriot. Dressed better than the troops! Zelensky could learn a thing or two about fashion AND war
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Everyone’s talking about my guest in the Oval Office—absolutely tremendous patriot. Dressed better than the troops! Zelensky could learn a thing or two about fashion AND war
Could Zelensky and the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine be the ones to save America.
I will have to get my MAGA minions to quash this quickly.
Vance - you ready to pick on the little guy again?
It's all in the plan.
I will have to get my MAGA minions to quash this quickly.
Vance - you ready to pick on the little guy again?
It's all in the plan.
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Could Zelensky and the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine be the ones to save America.
I will have to get my MAGA minions to quash this quickly.
Vance - you ready to pick on the little guy again?
It's all in the plan.
I will have to get my MAGA minions to quash this quickly.
Vance - you ready to pick on the little guy again?
It's all in the plan.
All part of the plan..
Might ask Trump to send US troops to help defeat Ukraine just to see if he says yes.
March 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All part of the plan..
Housing crisis?
What housing crisis?
My houses, hotels, and golf courses are all fine.
All part of the plan
What housing crisis?
My houses, hotels, and golf courses are all fine.
All part of the plan
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Housing crisis?
What housing crisis?
My houses, hotels, and golf courses are all fine.
All part of the plan
What housing crisis?
My houses, hotels, and golf courses are all fine.
All part of the plan
While the DOW and the US dollar have been hit hard by my tariffs I'm glad to see the russian ruble is improving.
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
March 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
While the DOW and the US dollar have been hit hard by my tariffs I'm glad to see the russian ruble is improving.
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
If i lie enough it becomes true
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March 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If i lie enough it becomes true
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Oops, hope nobody else saw this
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oops, hope nobody else saw this
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
Forced Loyalty Displays: Require public demonstrations of loyalty, such as mass rallies, pledges, or public criticism of enemies
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
February 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Forced Loyalty Displays: Require public demonstrations of loyalty, such as mass rallies, pledges, or public criticism of enemies
All part of the plan
All part of the plan
Artificial Scarcity: Keep people in a constant state of struggle so they are too focused on survival to challenge authority
All part of the plan..
All part of the plan..
February 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Artificial Scarcity: Keep people in a constant state of struggle so they are too focused on survival to challenge authority
All part of the plan..
All part of the plan..
Dear Elon
Here are my 5 things I did last week.
1 Golf days paid for by THE GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE
2 Isolated our great nation
3 Made a deal with a murderous dictator.
4 Broke I don't know how many laws
5 Fired thousands of hard working federal employees just because.....
It's all part of the plan.
Here are my 5 things I did last week.
1 Golf days paid for by THE GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE
2 Isolated our great nation
3 Made a deal with a murderous dictator.
4 Broke I don't know how many laws
5 Fired thousands of hard working federal employees just because.....
It's all part of the plan.
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Dear Elon
Here are my 5 things I did last week.
1 Golf days paid for by THE GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE
2 Isolated our great nation
3 Made a deal with a murderous dictator.
4 Broke I don't know how many laws
5 Fired thousands of hard working federal employees just because.....
It's all part of the plan.
Here are my 5 things I did last week.
1 Golf days paid for by THE GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE
2 Isolated our great nation
3 Made a deal with a murderous dictator.
4 Broke I don't know how many laws
5 Fired thousands of hard working federal employees just because.....
It's all part of the plan.
Making America great again
February 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Making America great again
Protests in all 50 states but nothing on the tv news, its all in the plan.
February 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Protests in all 50 states but nothing on the tv news, its all in the plan.
Folks, some people—FAKE NEWS—say I’m not working. WRONG! I’m working HARD. The hardest. From the golf course. Deals? Made. Problems? Solved. All while hitting the BEST shots. Other leaders? Lazy. Me? Working 24/7. TREMENDOUS leadership. NO ONE leads like Real Ronald Strump!
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Folks, some people—FAKE NEWS—say I’m not working. WRONG! I’m working HARD. The hardest. From the golf course. Deals? Made. Problems? Solved. All while hitting the BEST shots. Other leaders? Lazy. Me? Working 24/7. TREMENDOUS leadership. NO ONE leads like Real Ronald Strump!
Its all in the plan
Its not a coup if I allow it.
Its not a coup if I allow it.
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Its all in the plan
Its not a coup if I allow it.
Its not a coup if I allow it.