Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
talk is cheap and baby, time's expensive
What I'm tryna find 🙏
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
What I'm tryna find 🙏
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Choosing to believe this is Science
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Choosing to believe this is Science
Here's some favorite pictures of me this year, in no particular order:
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here's some favorite pictures of me this year, in no particular order:
Here's some favorite pictures of me this year, in no particular order:
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here's some favorite pictures of me this year, in no particular order:
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here's some favorite pictures I took this year, in no particular order:
As I told @deltaann.bsky.social I absolutely share with Shane the kind of autism where you gotta talk about your well, I completely understood his deal here
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
As I told @deltaann.bsky.social I absolutely share with Shane the kind of autism where you gotta talk about your well, I completely understood his deal here
The lady in the "PBS Is Punk" tank top and I admired each other's shirts this morning at the gym
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The lady in the "PBS Is Punk" tank top and I admired each other's shirts this morning at the gym
Merry Christmas, I noticed one thing I wanted to fix on the second stocking I sewed yesterday and of course that's when the needle broke
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Merry Christmas, I noticed one thing I wanted to fix on the second stocking I sewed yesterday and of course that's when the needle broke
How did I never notice the pizza place's slogan before?
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How did I never notice the pizza place's slogan before?
I have this exact piece of furniture in my house (from my granny, I refinished it and reupholstered the seat with a fabric I printed the pattern on)
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have this exact piece of furniture in my house (from my granny, I refinished it and reupholstered the seat with a fabric I printed the pattern on)
I've become friends with the woman who adopted one of Georgia Fry's puppies and it is a delight to learn both my dog and her son truly enjoy having a lil blanket nest (Georgia gets this started herself and then loooooves for me to finish tucking the blanket around her)
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I've become friends with the woman who adopted one of Georgia Fry's puppies and it is a delight to learn both my dog and her son truly enjoy having a lil blanket nest (Georgia gets this started herself and then loooooves for me to finish tucking the blanket around her)
This guy's truck has a giant sticker that says
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This guy's truck has a giant sticker that says
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
IRON SHARPENS IRON
ONE MAN SHARPENS ANOTHER
And like, yup, I've read a fair amount of fanfiction to that effect
Claire, sensibly, doesn't allow QTs but I will always take the opportunity to swoon over heartthrob Quincey Morris
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Claire, sensibly, doesn't allow QTs but I will always take the opportunity to swoon over heartthrob Quincey Morris
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
The question of who is the greatest fictional Texan of all time has many strong contenders but my man Quincey is a solid one
It's cold out there y'all
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's cold out there y'all
Tannenbaum con chili pepper lights🎄🌶️
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tannenbaum con chili pepper lights🎄🌶️
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
I did two of the time sensitive ones this time so I hope Zoe and Jhene have awesome birthdays
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I did two of the time sensitive ones this time so I hope Zoe and Jhene have awesome birthdays
