Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
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Allison
@rooflizard.bsky.social
· Jul 2
Today's photo on my parents' Instagram is just so good, like it is insane that my dad can do this
www.instagram.com/p/DLnFyC3ODZ...
www.instagram.com/p/DLnFyC3ODZ...
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
This morning's delight: a mom and son, maybe 8 years old, walking their dog past my house. Kid was wearing a suit and fedora at 8:30 in the morning (mom was wearing like, sweats, normal chilly morning dog walking gear)
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This morning's delight: a mom and son, maybe 8 years old, walking their dog past my house. Kid was wearing a suit and fedora at 8:30 in the morning (mom was wearing like, sweats, normal chilly morning dog walking gear)
As always, the greatest issue facing American women is that we aren't allowed to be hot
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As always, the greatest issue facing American women is that we aren't allowed to be hot
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I have been asking for YEARS for the glasses we used at my granny's for holidays and my parents finally got them for me so we could use them Thursday... and then they left them in Dallas
My brother texted me this gif about it
My brother texted me this gif about it
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We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by
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Everyone in the comments of that viral "We're not here to judge we're here to help" image with Dewey numbers for tough topics like abortion or HIV asking "Are those the prices?" are pushing all my "Could be a troll but what if they don't really know?" buttons. Here's one that looks less like AI slop
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Everyone in the comments of that viral "We're not here to judge we're here to help" image with Dewey numbers for tough topics like abortion or HIV asking "Are those the prices?" are pushing all my "Could be a troll but what if they don't really know?" buttons. Here's one that looks less like AI slop
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me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
me: [reviewing very elaborate american girl doll trademark hypo with class]
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
student: professor, I’m sorry but you made an error & I feel obligated to let you know before we go further
me (nervous): I did? what was it?
student (gravely): you mixed up felicity & kirsten
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm wearing one of my favorite dresses today, which is a gold/mustardy color and I am once again thanking Michelle Williams and Vera Wang for showing me the trick to blondes in yellow is a rich shade of yellow and red lipstick
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I! M! L! S!
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I! M! L! S!
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
"The ruling nullifies the Administration’s actions to dismantle IMLS and permanently prohibits the Administration from taking such actions in the future. The ruling has immediate nationwide effect."
www.ala.org/news/2025/11...
I like all three of the major Stars but Gate quite simply does not get the respect it -- nor its large adult son Atlantis -- deserves 😤
the science fiction StarX franchise for the discerning adult is and has always been Gate, not wars nor trek
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I like all three of the major Stars but Gate quite simply does not get the respect it -- nor its large adult son Atlantis -- deserves 😤
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
I am hosting Thanksgiving so I'm doing all the random cleaning/organizing tasks I don't do as often, which means right now my house is an insane mess that's worse than when I started 🥲
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I am hosting Thanksgiving so I'm doing all the random cleaning/organizing tasks I don't do as often, which means right now my house is an insane mess that's worse than when I started 🥲
I DO generally dress nicely for flights (because I personally do not like to be in public in my house clothes) and I still want to tell this guy to bite me
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I DO generally dress nicely for flights (because I personally do not like to be in public in my house clothes) and I still want to tell this guy to bite me
I did not want to get a job after college so I looked around for something that would require me to get a master's
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I did not want to get a job after college so I looked around for something that would require me to get a master's
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I feel God in this Chili’s tonight
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I feel God in this Chili’s tonight
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cleaning/reorganizing my kitchen this afternoon -- I have not used any of these cups in years and yet I find myself so hesitant to get rid of them
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you know what? good advice.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
you know what? good advice.
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“I guess I’ll have sex, even though it raises my heart rate, it’ll be good for my biomarkers” is a perfect distillation of the life these people are offering their cult members. nothing is ever just living or enjoyment, everything is in service to the delusion of being special enough to escape death
Bryan Johnson also encouraged attendees to have more sex. Lower your resting heart rate before bed, he told attendees, other than for sex.
“Sex is such a great thing for health… you have to take the opportunity when it presents itself, even if it raises your heart rate.”
“Sex is such a great thing for health… you have to take the opportunity when it presents itself, even if it raises your heart rate.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“I guess I’ll have sex, even though it raises my heart rate, it’ll be good for my biomarkers” is a perfect distillation of the life these people are offering their cult members. nothing is ever just living or enjoyment, everything is in service to the delusion of being special enough to escape death
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Not all heroes wear capes. But some of them do
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not all heroes wear capes. But some of them do
Alexander Graham Bell advocated for answering the phone with "ahoy" instead of "hello"
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Alexander Graham Bell advocated for answering the phone with "ahoy" instead of "hello"
Also at the gym tonight my trainer was like, since you're lifting so heavy I want to make sure to spot you and she was so matter of fact about it I floated away feeling 🥹💪🥹
(I have no real idea what constitutes "heavy" for a woman my size/age/etc but I love seeing how much I've gone up in a year)
(I have no real idea what constitutes "heavy" for a woman my size/age/etc but I love seeing how much I've gone up in a year)
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Also at the gym tonight my trainer was like, since you're lifting so heavy I want to make sure to spot you and she was so matter of fact about it I floated away feeling 🥹💪🥹
(I have no real idea what constitutes "heavy" for a woman my size/age/etc but I love seeing how much I've gone up in a year)
(I have no real idea what constitutes "heavy" for a woman my size/age/etc but I love seeing how much I've gone up in a year)
It's raining and I have a guest dog and both my dog and the guest dog are being weird about it all but in different ways
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It's raining and I have a guest dog and both my dog and the guest dog are being weird about it all but in different ways