Roto_turducken
@rototudor.bsky.social
He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. PNW/Ozarks
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
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Roto_turducken
@rototudor.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Deliberately riding a horse who loves to not listen to me today is my therapy
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This is…. Problematic
This is…. Problematic
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This is…. Problematic
This is…. Problematic
/stands on table
//stomps feet
SISTER ROSETTA THARPE BIOPIC
//stomps feet
SISTER ROSETTA THARPE BIOPIC
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
/stands on table
//stomps feet
SISTER ROSETTA THARPE BIOPIC
//stomps feet
SISTER ROSETTA THARPE BIOPIC
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
I’ve literally never heard anyone mention this ever and it’s such a great film full of “guys/gals we love to see”. And Jessica Tandy’s last role!
I’ve literally never heard anyone mention this ever and it’s such a great film full of “guys/gals we love to see”. And Jessica Tandy’s last role!
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.
I’ve literally never heard anyone mention this ever and it’s such a great film full of “guys/gals we love to see”. And Jessica Tandy’s last role!
I’ve literally never heard anyone mention this ever and it’s such a great film full of “guys/gals we love to see”. And Jessica Tandy’s last role!
Attention @taylorfrom5to7.bsky.social
does that say THIRTY
Wong Kar Wai’s BLOSSOMS SHANGHAI 🌹✨ Premiering exclusively on the Criterion Channel tomorrow at 8pm ET! From the director of IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE and CHUNGKING EXPRESS comes a dazzling new 30-episode series set against the rise of 1990s Shanghai.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Attention @taylorfrom5to7.bsky.social
My very first thanksgiving with my ex wife’s family my soon to be brother in law we cut up so bad we were not allowed to sit by each other for the next 15 years
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My very first thanksgiving with my ex wife’s family my soon to be brother in law we cut up so bad we were not allowed to sit by each other for the next 15 years
@athensgrease.bsky.social your time has come
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@athensgrease.bsky.social your time has come
The Cold War, the War of 1812, New Orleans.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Cold War, the War of 1812, New Orleans.
@doclach.bsky.social Amarillo Highway - Terry Allen
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@doclach.bsky.social Amarillo Highway - Terry Allen
@heshsson.bsky.social Ain’t Livin Long Like This - Rodney Crowell
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@heshsson.bsky.social Ain’t Livin Long Like This - Rodney Crowell
@onefootinthegrave.bsky.social South Dakota - James McMurtry
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@onefootinthegrave.bsky.social South Dakota - James McMurtry
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Time to update some of the verbs in my ever-expanding collection of RETIRE BITCH signs
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
Collins' office said she signed onto the petition because she agrees with President Donald Trump’s interpretation of Title IX.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Time to update some of the verbs in my ever-expanding collection of RETIRE BITCH signs
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We haven’t done this in a while so like this and I’ll pick you a song
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We haven’t done this in a while so like this and I’ll pick you a song
Also after a 10 day stretch of running myself ragged on my days off I’m going into this stretch of night shifts exhausted and already burned out
So ok gonna need some of you to be a lot more hornt online this week
So ok gonna need some of you to be a lot more hornt online this week
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Also after a 10 day stretch of running myself ragged on my days off I’m going into this stretch of night shifts exhausted and already burned out
So ok gonna need some of you to be a lot more hornt online this week
So ok gonna need some of you to be a lot more hornt online this week
@taylorfrom5to7.bsky.social Trip Switch - Nothing But Thieves
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@taylorfrom5to7.bsky.social Trip Switch - Nothing But Thieves
@breaddad.bsky.social Satellites- Bill Ryder-Jones
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@breaddad.bsky.social Satellites- Bill Ryder-Jones
@magnolia2010.bsky.social Ring on the Sill - Cowboy Junkies
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@magnolia2010.bsky.social Ring on the Sill - Cowboy Junkies
@thebadone.bsky.social Saturday Option- Lambchop
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@thebadone.bsky.social Saturday Option- Lambchop
@senorblanxo.bsky.social Hanover Camera - The Hold Steady
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@senorblanxo.bsky.social Hanover Camera - The Hold Steady
@matthewhleach.bsky.social I mean is there a song you and I don’t mutually love?
Mr Siegal - Tom Waits
Mr Siegal - Tom Waits
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@matthewhleach.bsky.social I mean is there a song you and I don’t mutually love?
Mr Siegal - Tom Waits
Mr Siegal - Tom Waits
@thebusyguy.bsky.social Gallo Del Cielo - Joe Ely
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@thebusyguy.bsky.social Gallo Del Cielo - Joe Ely
@hooverstreetrag.org My Ride’s Here - Bruce Springsteen (Warren Zevon Cover)
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@hooverstreetrag.org My Ride’s Here - Bruce Springsteen (Warren Zevon Cover)
@athensgrease.bsky.social Mobile Line - Jimmie Dale Gilmore
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@athensgrease.bsky.social Mobile Line - Jimmie Dale Gilmore
@athensgrease.bsky.social Mobile Line - Jimmie Dale Gilmore
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@athensgrease.bsky.social Mobile Line - Jimmie Dale Gilmore