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julie
@roomonthebroom.bsky.social
retired product manager troll, imposter software engineer. the most “type b” type a person you’ll meet.
Reached into the oven once and didn’t realize the top of my forearm was touching the rack until I smelled burning skin. That was 20 years ago and I still have the scar!
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Nostradamned if you do, nostradamned if you don’t

www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Did this for funsies yesterday - dekcuf.net/countdown/

It only looks at whole number time zones and the cities are based on winter time. Time zones are a PITA to work with, so it’s pretty hacky, but primarily using it to countdown on new years. Needs a lot of fun styling tho
countdown: is it tomorrow yet?
why manually count down to the next day in any given time zone when i can do it for you
dekcuf.net
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The “finish the Costco eggnog half gallon before the expiration date” challenge. It’s like the milk gallon challenge but slower and with more saturated fat
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I got inspired by the 2002 hit “Starry Eyed Surprise” featuring Shifty Shellshock and put star pasta in your soup
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Smol king
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
As an alternative to rubber ducking as an engineer, I have two stone pyramids and a stone ball to talk to. But I generally end up talking to a cat.
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s 2025 and I’m just staring to accept that I really should be meal planning. Uuuughhhhhhghhhhhh
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by julie
"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
People haven’t remembered why wide leg pants are terrible yet, but the vuori holiday gift guide I got in the mail today greatly demonstrates the progression of learning why they are the inferior cut
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hoping that this year, everyone with boring* families is thankful they have boring families.

*the spectrum of “things that are happening” includes only neutral or positive things
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sorry, I’m busy chasing my cats around the house and asking if they have any games on their phones
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oops, grandpa mixed up his portable soldering iron with his vape pen again
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I opened tiktok today after not looking at it for maybe 6 months and thought I accidentally opened the Aliexpress app
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A sports announcer that only uses google’s play by play, and half of what they say is them trying to understand the UI
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’ve become one of those engineers who puts a coding agent on brave mode and lifts weights at my desk while it’s going.

Now I’m practicing getting better at giving agent prompts so I can exercise longer 😅
October 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Is 90s nostalgia mostly yearning for a time when you weren’t full of microplastics?
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Putting the Halloween costume together…. 👀👀👀
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Went through some of my old thermal leggings from American Apparel at lunch.
The thigh portion will not go past my calves 🫣
I know I’ve got cankles and have been working out a lot, but HOW was I THAT SKINNY?
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Where is my gosh darn bread baking weather??
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
While you’re playing Silksong, I’m playing the copy of Hollow Knight I received in 2017 and haven’t played yet
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Happy software test timebomb day ✨
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
tried purging the dresses in my closet yesterday by trying each one on first, but it was so god damn hot that i only got through 5 of them. i'm very ready for a weather shift!! i want to bake some bread and get rid of clothes i'll never fit in anymore
September 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
been enjoying substack's weekenders

amandafortini.substack.com/p/1991-1992
1991-1992
Four Seasons in Memory
amandafortini.substack.com
August 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM