Roos 🌹
@roosje.bsky.social
She/Her
If you see me having a stroke, it's probably just me posting in Dutch
If you see me having a stroke, it's probably just me posting in Dutch
Today at work I learned that compiler optimisations are a pretty big deal actually, and that I should play around with them before sacrificing hours of work 🙃
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Today at work I learned that compiler optimisations are a pretty big deal actually, and that I should play around with them before sacrificing hours of work 🙃
The grocery store asked for my ID when buying alcohol. I'm 32
Estrogen will preserve me forever 😌
Estrogen will preserve me forever 😌
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The grocery store asked for my ID when buying alcohol. I'm 32
Estrogen will preserve me forever 😌
Estrogen will preserve me forever 😌
Ik word echt gek als ik nog een keer ✨CeNtRuM rEcHtS✨ moet horen over samenwerking met JA21
Zelf vinden ze "rechts" blijkbaar ook een vies woord
Zelf vinden ze "rechts" blijkbaar ook een vies woord
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ik word echt gek als ik nog een keer ✨CeNtRuM rEcHtS✨ moet horen over samenwerking met JA21
Zelf vinden ze "rechts" blijkbaar ook een vies woord
Zelf vinden ze "rechts" blijkbaar ook een vies woord
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Trainfrotting (1996)
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Trainfrotting (1996)
Kipburger? Dat zal wel kip zijn.
Visburger? Volgens mij vis!
Diepvries hamburgers? Makkelijk! Dat is kipseparatorvlees en E-nummers!
Vegaburger? Huh? Dat is verwarrend hoor voor de gemiddelde consument
Echt super triest
Visburger? Volgens mij vis!
Diepvries hamburgers? Makkelijk! Dat is kipseparatorvlees en E-nummers!
Vegaburger? Huh? Dat is verwarrend hoor voor de gemiddelde consument
Echt super triest
October 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Kipburger? Dat zal wel kip zijn.
Visburger? Volgens mij vis!
Diepvries hamburgers? Makkelijk! Dat is kipseparatorvlees en E-nummers!
Vegaburger? Huh? Dat is verwarrend hoor voor de gemiddelde consument
Echt super triest
Visburger? Volgens mij vis!
Diepvries hamburgers? Makkelijk! Dat is kipseparatorvlees en E-nummers!
Vegaburger? Huh? Dat is verwarrend hoor voor de gemiddelde consument
Echt super triest
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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SOS! the volunteers on 'Madleen' have been kidnapped by Israeli forces.
Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen.
Pressure the foreign ministries and help us keep Greta safe!
Web: government.se/contacts/
X : @SweMFA
FB : @SweMFA
IG : swedishmfa
#AllEyesOnMadleen
Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen.
Pressure the foreign ministries and help us keep Greta safe!
Web: government.se/contacts/
X : @SweMFA
FB : @SweMFA
IG : swedishmfa
#AllEyesOnMadleen
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
SOS! the volunteers on 'Madleen' have been kidnapped by Israeli forces.
Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen.
Pressure the foreign ministries and help us keep Greta safe!
Web: government.se/contacts/
X : @SweMFA
FB : @SweMFA
IG : swedishmfa
#AllEyesOnMadleen
Greta Thunberg is a Swedish citizen.
Pressure the foreign ministries and help us keep Greta safe!
Web: government.se/contacts/
X : @SweMFA
FB : @SweMFA
IG : swedishmfa
#AllEyesOnMadleen
I'm sick as a punishment for flying :c
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm sick as a punishment for flying :c
I made fried rice with tempeh!
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I made fried rice with tempeh!
I didn't kill my plant for once. It's growing new leaves!
April 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I didn't kill my plant for once. It's growing new leaves!
I don't know why I bothered, it's not like I want to visit the US anyway. But anyway, I contacted the CBP to ask if it's legally possible to enter the USA as a trans person. So, you must give your sex at birth and the data on your esta much match your passport. So legally, no, not possible
April 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I don't know why I bothered, it's not like I want to visit the US anyway. But anyway, I contacted the CBP to ask if it's legally possible to enter the USA as a trans person. So, you must give your sex at birth and the data on your esta much match your passport. So legally, no, not possible
I was so confused on why my phone was one hour ahead from my oven clock. No one told me it's daylight savings time now! I want my extra hour back :c
March 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I was so confused on why my phone was one hour ahead from my oven clock. No one told me it's daylight savings time now! I want my extra hour back :c
Net misschien de slechtste take ooit op 3fm gehoord. "Kun je het wel etnische zuivering noemen als de Palestijnen alleen maar verdreven worden"
Probeer alsjeblieft een mentale voorstelling te maken van de schaal van het gewelddadig verdrijven van 2 miljoen mensen voordat je iets zegt
Probeer alsjeblieft een mentale voorstelling te maken van de schaal van het gewelddadig verdrijven van 2 miljoen mensen voordat je iets zegt
February 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Net misschien de slechtste take ooit op 3fm gehoord. "Kun je het wel etnische zuivering noemen als de Palestijnen alleen maar verdreven worden"
Probeer alsjeblieft een mentale voorstelling te maken van de schaal van het gewelddadig verdrijven van 2 miljoen mensen voordat je iets zegt
Probeer alsjeblieft een mentale voorstelling te maken van de schaal van het gewelddadig verdrijven van 2 miljoen mensen voordat je iets zegt
I got to ante 16 today with Balatro. It was only white stake, but damn the game can get really silly with the right combo.
Getting like a billion triggers on Photograph and the idol really makes the number go brrrr
Getting like a billion triggers on Photograph and the idol really makes the number go brrrr
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I got to ante 16 today with Balatro. It was only white stake, but damn the game can get really silly with the right combo.
Getting like a billion triggers on Photograph and the idol really makes the number go brrrr
Getting like a billion triggers on Photograph and the idol really makes the number go brrrr
It's been too long since I made risotto
January 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's been too long since I made risotto
Did you know that rain is in fact wet
January 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Did you know that rain is in fact wet
Merry Christmas! ♥️💚🎄
December 26, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Merry Christmas! ♥️💚🎄
I'm convinced that no one actually does work on Friday afternoons. It's clearly weekend already
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I'm convinced that no one actually does work on Friday afternoons. It's clearly weekend already
Today is my 5 year legal Roosje Tranniversary! 🎉
December 13, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Today is my 5 year legal Roosje Tranniversary! 🎉
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i want my skirt spinnny bruh
October 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
i want my skirt spinnny bruh