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All of Ohio’s depravity. All the time.
Biking/Walking in Seattle over the weekend. Long live Wandrer.
January 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Biking/Walking in Seattle over the weekend. Long live Wandrer.
Maximum truck size. 95% of truck owners do not need a bigger truck.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Maximum truck size. 95% of truck owners do not need a bigger truck.
Seeing an elevated monorail through an urban core is basically like staring upon intergalactic alien technology to this Ohio Man.
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Seeing an elevated monorail through an urban core is basically like staring upon intergalactic alien technology to this Ohio Man.
Well, no proof of that. But probably more damning, he’s an alleged billionaire who hired independent contractors for his wife’s security because he’s cheap!
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Well, no proof of that. But probably more damning, he’s an alleged billionaire who hired independent contractors for his wife’s security because he’s cheap!
Dr. Acton appears to have developed a cunning campaign strategy: Simply posting Vivek Ramswamy’s words and rich guy facts about his life.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dr. Acton appears to have developed a cunning campaign strategy: Simply posting Vivek Ramswamy’s words and rich guy facts about his life.
That time Mehek Cooke tried to guilt trip people into donating $25 to her doomed Ohio House campaign because her dog died.
Legendary rizz.
Legendary rizz.
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
That time Mehek Cooke tried to guilt trip people into donating $25 to her doomed Ohio House campaign because her dog died.
Legendary rizz.
Legendary rizz.
Tomorrow on The Rooster: Clearing the air with Columbus City Councilman Emmanuel Remy.
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Tomorrow on The Rooster: Clearing the air with Columbus City Councilman Emmanuel Remy.
They didn’t have the Ramaswamy angle, which I reported at 9:39 this morning.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
They didn’t have the Ramaswamy angle, which I reported at 9:39 this morning.
Tried to tell me to get a job. That’s my line, sir!!!! And now you’re going to prison.
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Tried to tell me to get a job. That’s my line, sir!!!! And now you’re going to prison.
The Betsy DeVos henchman who got in my face and told me to get a job got arrested this week for trafficking fentanyl through the mail.
#RIPBozo
#RIPBozo
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The Betsy DeVos henchman who got in my face and told me to get a job got arrested this week for trafficking fentanyl through the mail.
#RIPBozo
#RIPBozo
Columbus, Ohio, beware!
A five-star pervert named Trevor Bauer is in town this week for a baseball convention. He will be in the Short North and downtown neighborhoods.
He is officially wanted for questioning.
A five-star pervert named Trevor Bauer is in town this week for a baseball convention. He will be in the Short North and downtown neighborhoods.
He is officially wanted for questioning.
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Columbus, Ohio, beware!
A five-star pervert named Trevor Bauer is in town this week for a baseball convention. He will be in the Short North and downtown neighborhoods.
He is officially wanted for questioning.
A five-star pervert named Trevor Bauer is in town this week for a baseball convention. He will be in the Short North and downtown neighborhoods.
He is officially wanted for questioning.
I had to put him in the ground on Twitter.
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I had to put him in the ground on Twitter.
Look at these childless worms Jack Windsor and John Rocker outside a daycare center looking for confrontation.
“They can’t chuck a spear through the door, can they?” Rocker asks.
Windsor can barely muster the courage to knock.
“They can’t chuck a spear through the door, can they?” Rocker asks.
Windsor can barely muster the courage to knock.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Look at these childless worms Jack Windsor and John Rocker outside a daycare center looking for confrontation.
“They can’t chuck a spear through the door, can they?” Rocker asks.
Windsor can barely muster the courage to knock.
“They can’t chuck a spear through the door, can they?” Rocker asks.
Windsor can barely muster the courage to knock.
Leslie Wexner is running like a bug!
The teenage anorexia magnate abandons his palatial Hocking Hills reservation three days before its expiration date after The Rooster reported his location on Wednesday evening.
Listen 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
The teenage anorexia magnate abandons his palatial Hocking Hills reservation three days before its expiration date after The Rooster reported his location on Wednesday evening.
Listen 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Leslie Wexner is running like a bug!
The teenage anorexia magnate abandons his palatial Hocking Hills reservation three days before its expiration date after The Rooster reported his location on Wednesday evening.
Listen 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
The teenage anorexia magnate abandons his palatial Hocking Hills reservation three days before its expiration date after The Rooster reported his location on Wednesday evening.
Listen 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
COTA’s board in includes a CEO, a law firm partner, a utility executive, and the like.
It also includes the Chief of Staff to the odious Mayor Suburbs.
It’s doubtful he earned that appointment through his passion for transit.
It also includes the Chief of Staff to the odious Mayor Suburbs.
It’s doubtful he earned that appointment through his passion for transit.
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
COTA’s board in includes a CEO, a law firm partner, a utility executive, and the like.
It also includes the Chief of Staff to the odious Mayor Suburbs.
It’s doubtful he earned that appointment through his passion for transit.
It also includes the Chief of Staff to the odious Mayor Suburbs.
It’s doubtful he earned that appointment through his passion for transit.
GET AWAY FROM HIM. GET A JOB, MAYOR!!!!
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
GET AWAY FROM HIM. GET A JOB, MAYOR!!!!
Leslie Wexner has been hiding out in Hocking Hills of all places if you can believe that.
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Leslie Wexner has been hiding out in Hocking Hills of all places if you can believe that.
Just one more Republican trifecta, bro. Just one more. This next one is the one where we turn it all around. Pinky swear!
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Just one more Republican trifecta, bro. Just one more. This next one is the one where we turn it all around. Pinky swear!
Wrote about it today. I think he should burn his Yale Law degree on a livestream and understand all the criticism.
However, for various reasons, Acton’s LG was never going to be a superstar. And nobody else who would take that job would be as rich as Pepper and his family.
However, for various reasons, Acton’s LG was never going to be a superstar. And nobody else who would take that job would be as rich as Pepper and his family.
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Wrote about it today. I think he should burn his Yale Law degree on a livestream and understand all the criticism.
However, for various reasons, Acton’s LG was never going to be a superstar. And nobody else who would take that job would be as rich as Pepper and his family.
However, for various reasons, Acton’s LG was never going to be a superstar. And nobody else who would take that job would be as rich as Pepper and his family.
He’s got one foot through the door.
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
He’s got one foot through the door.
John Rocker is crashing out on Twitter.
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
John Rocker is crashing out on Twitter.
Put some respect on his record, brother.
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Put some respect on his record, brother.
Ohio Democratic ticket will be announced as early as Thursday:
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Ohio Democratic ticket will be announced as early as Thursday: