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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat
It's Babygirl! Or Li'l Debbie! Or if she's all stretched out, Caramella! She's a dollop of whipped cream with cocoa powder and cinnamon!
She makes tiny little trills because she wants you to give her scritches on the base of her tail or her cheeks. If you do, she'll do somersaults!
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I was trying to find that utterly insane sound bite Musk gave when he was first called out for his anti-semitism, but I found this instead so here you go

futurism.com/future-socie...
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is what you’re defending:
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hulk Hogan, in Hell’s waiting room:
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Musk said he hopes to allow Grok to interact with the world via humanoid robots.”

—“Musk makes grand promises about Grok 4 […]”; Hayden Field, The Verge, 2025-07-10

The likely robots in question:
July 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I saw this billboard in the Roku City slums and thought of gabrus for some reason
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
June 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
honestly? I’m okay with this
May 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM