doc_rootbeer
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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat
Had I not read the description I would have assumed this was a 1000% american creation, for some snack and/or "just say no" message
Turns out the Brits can whiff hard on reaching out to the youths too
Turns out the Brits can whiff hard on reaching out to the youths too
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Had I not read the description I would have assumed this was a 1000% american creation, for some snack and/or "just say no" message
Turns out the Brits can whiff hard on reaching out to the youths too
Turns out the Brits can whiff hard on reaching out to the youths too
This could easily be a tie-in to the Call of Duty game of the time. Hell, they could rerelease for Call of Duty now, and every subsequent annual COD title, and no capital-G Gamer would catch on. Bonus points if they collab with Monster Energy.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This could easily be a tie-in to the Call of Duty game of the time. Hell, they could rerelease for Call of Duty now, and every subsequent annual COD title, and no capital-G Gamer would catch on. Bonus points if they collab with Monster Energy.
Do I look like Donald? I'm not the one in the gif you posted, homeslice. He's the original two-stroke GOAT, just look at him having such a good time jerkin' 'em.
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Do I look like Donald? I'm not the one in the gif you posted, homeslice. He's the original two-stroke GOAT, just look at him having such a good time jerkin' 'em.
ope, can't argue wit dat
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ope, can't argue wit dat
haha "i kno u r butt wut am i"
you dork
you dork
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
haha "i kno u r butt wut am i"
you dork
you dork
They gave her a pretty lame ending, but then you could say the same for nearly every character in that trilogy (Holdo perhaps being the lone exception?)
December 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They gave her a pretty lame ending, but then you could say the same for nearly every character in that trilogy (Holdo perhaps being the lone exception?)
Just wait until Disney produces a movie that portrays her as yet another misunderstood antihero, à la Maleficent and Cruella de Vil
God forbid a villain be a villain, especially if the villain is a woman
God forbid a villain be a villain, especially if the villain is a woman
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just wait until Disney produces a movie that portrays her as yet another misunderstood antihero, à la Maleficent and Cruella de Vil
God forbid a villain be a villain, especially if the villain is a woman
God forbid a villain be a villain, especially if the villain is a woman
He's out of frame in the Guardians poster, drooling and ransacking his mind pala-- er, mind hovel for the perfect recipe to cook a raccoon/Mike Johnson hybrid
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
He's out of frame in the Guardians poster, drooling and ransacking his mind pala-- er, mind hovel for the perfect recipe to cook a raccoon/Mike Johnson hybrid
Ah, yeah, the invisible double dong dance
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ah, yeah, the invisible double dong dance
Just so you know, the wenis (also less commonly spelled, "weenis") is the pinchable, pullable skin on your elbow
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just so you know, the wenis (also less commonly spelled, "weenis") is the pinchable, pullable skin on your elbow
You're gonna do the inevitable Doughboys Double on it, right?
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You're gonna do the inevitable Doughboys Double on it, right?
Oh my god that sounds like something I'd've said about my stepfather-in-law
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh my god that sounds like something I'd've said about my stepfather-in-law
I really enjoyed his takes on NPR's sports show, Only a Game, way back in the day. It was only years later when I found out he was a columnist for Esquire. Missed out for quite a while tbere.
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I really enjoyed his takes on NPR's sports show, Only a Game, way back in the day. It was only years later when I found out he was a columnist for Esquire. Missed out for quite a while tbere.
Welp, it does, so the mission is pretty easy
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Welp, it does, so the mission is pretty easy
Does it take cassettes? Then just give it a recording of a groyper/proud boys rally
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Does it take cassettes? Then just give it a recording of a groyper/proud boys rally
A-bloo. Bloo. Blooooo. Go back to your hug-box, Markie-pie.
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A-bloo. Bloo. Blooooo. Go back to your hug-box, Markie-pie.
And doesn't think anyone has caught on as to why he opposes M4A
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And doesn't think anyone has caught on as to why he opposes M4A
Is Larry also a threat? Santa does need to be taken down a peg or six
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is Larry also a threat? Santa does need to be taken down a peg or six
"Ho ho-ho I'm huh huh-hungry--Santuh? My Pebbles!"
"Yaww Pebbles‽"
"Yaww Pebbles‽"
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Ho ho-ho I'm huh huh-hungry--Santuh? My Pebbles!"
"Yaww Pebbles‽"
"Yaww Pebbles‽"
Does... Does your catsitter know that cats are weirdos?
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Does... Does your catsitter know that cats are weirdos?
Yeah, we have one, those of us who have one, we know
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yeah, we have one, those of us who have one, we know
I'm planning to gather a bunch if stuff on physical media and put together a self-hosted media server, and you just reminded me if something I want to add to it. Except I'm not finding much of anything except Season 1 on ebay... for $140‽
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm planning to gather a bunch if stuff on physical media and put together a self-hosted media server, and you just reminded me if something I want to add to it. Except I'm not finding much of anything except Season 1 on ebay... for $140‽
I'd suggest you do. The story of Mother 3 isn't a direct continuation of that of Earthbound, but there is a major character who is in both. You probably know who it is but I won't say, just in case.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'd suggest you do. The story of Mother 3 isn't a direct continuation of that of Earthbound, but there is a major character who is in both. You probably know who it is but I won't say, just in case.
I spent one Christmas eve at my grandma's lying on the sofa alternating between crying and puking
A few years later I spent my entire Christmas break having chicken pox
Christmas suuuux
A few years later I spent my entire Christmas break having chicken pox
Christmas suuuux
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I spent one Christmas eve at my grandma's lying on the sofa alternating between crying and puking
A few years later I spent my entire Christmas break having chicken pox
Christmas suuuux
A few years later I spent my entire Christmas break having chicken pox
Christmas suuuux
I remember listening to the table read and wishing it'd gotten a tv show; what we ended up with was a real bounty!
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I remember listening to the table read and wishing it'd gotten a tv show; what we ended up with was a real bounty!