You know I suppose there's an outside chance that those people who think you have to be born in Britain to be British have not thought it through ... because they're too busy being racist to think

Out walking in a lovely, frosty autumn New York morning. A lady stepped out of an apartment block with her two, lovely doggies. As they almost stepped into me, I took a moment to give them a bit of a fuss before moving on, to see my partner's face an absolute picture. It was Naomi Watts.