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Rory Masterson

@rorymasterson.bsky.social

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 8d

Cacio Entertainment Pepe

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 18h

“I think about George Foreman every day.”

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 22h

Groucho Marx and Alice Cooper drinking beer and watching old movies early into the morning

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 1d

Classic New York Rangers power play in that they immediately and continuously squandered it. That’s right: hockey is back.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 2d

What’s good @fordham.edu @wfuv.bsky.social @wfuvnews.bsky.social, especially the latter of which: who did the thing to your funding

Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 2d

I’m listening to WFUV at work today and it’s fall fundraising work. “The government has taken away our funding.” No mention of the fact that Republicans did this. They’re doing themselves and their listeners a disservice here.

Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 2d

NPR is doing aggressive fundraising off of the fact that they’ve lost all federal funding, but they keep excusing the people taking away the funding. Get out of here.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 2d

DJ MS-DOS Kapital

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 2d

Using my couch as an O-line for the dog just so I can do the most off-balance throws to the end of the hallway possible

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 3d

Attempting to watch my favorite teams, exactly these same squads, before basketball season starts, especially given the Yanks right now:

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

Alt: Larry David in the Palestinian chicken episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” unable to decide what it is that he wants.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 3d

Football? Sounds like a great time.

Russell the dachshund stands lording over a soccer ball he snatched from some other dog during Pool Day at the dog park. Pool: not pictured.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 4d

“You MIGHT pursue it, and you MIGHT feel stupid about it.” - a guy to another guy on the Broadway median, dispensing invaluable advice

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 4d

Noel Gallagher’s voice: “Crunchwrap supreme”

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 5d

Me and the boys spend an appropriately cool US Grant on a night out. Where are your children?

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 5d

Career Catholics know he’s playing the hits.

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 6d

"God will ask us if we have cultivated and cared for the world that he created for the benefit of all and for future generations, and if we have taken care of our brothers and sisters - what will be our answer, my dear friends?"

Pope Leo hits out at critics of global warming

In his first major statement on climate change, the pontiff criticises those who minimise climate change.

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 5d

Welp, I guess that's that.

"Psilocybin doesn't help depression in pregnant rats"

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 6d

A proposal for the half-and-half espresso martini: half frozen on tap, the other, you already know.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 6d

“Don’t tell me some of you map nerds and history sickos aren’t absolutely salivating to go see this original document from 1820.”

The New York Groove @nygroove.nyc · 6d

One of the best weekends of the year is coming up: It's almost Open House New York weekend! Find out how to maximize it in our guide by @vksmith.bsky.social (PS: tickets go up for grabs *tomorrow*) nygroove.nyc/open-house-n...

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Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 6d

Tim Robinson’s whole thing is George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 7d

Janine but with long vowels

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 8d

Cacio Entertainment Pepe

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 9d

I hate my favorite football team, the New York Jets.

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 9d

all I want from the Jets, my beloved and favorite football team, is for nobody to talk to me about the Jets, for nobody to realize the Jets even exist, and for the Jets to never play football again

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 9d

Being from the Charlotte area originally, this was my longstanding take once I moved away.

And then my parents retired to Myrtle. Unbelievable.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 9d

Burt Lancaster describing getting stuck in traffic behind an ice cream truck

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 10d

More of you need to run multiple live concert review threads in parallel to each other. This is just good posting.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 11d

“You’ve been incredible; I’ve been Jack White.” - the world’s most Catholic guitar player credibly checks in

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 11d

Johnny Marr is rock’s most articulate guitar player. He knows he’s English and that nobody’s perfect.

Rory Masterson @rorymasterson.bsky.social · 11d

“New York’s the friendliest stop on your — when the fook did that happen?” - J. Marr

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