Roseanna Alice
@roseannaalice.bsky.social
Poet | PhD | Public Librarian
She/They
🍉FREE PALESTINE🍉
She/They
🍉FREE PALESTINE🍉
GIVE THE GLASSES TO JACK, YOU COWARDS
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
GIVE THE GLASSES TO JACK, YOU COWARDS
Sooooo disappointing
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Sooooo disappointing
No it’s lowkey like….thin now. Which you know I have a lot of hair, so it’s not super visible, but I can feel it 😬😬😬
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No it’s lowkey like….thin now. Which you know I have a lot of hair, so it’s not super visible, but I can feel it 😬😬😬
Anyway considering just shaving my head again and starting fresh
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anyway considering just shaving my head again and starting fresh
I’m So Stressed. I watched all the planet of the apes movies!!! I’m not even on our side!!
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m So Stressed. I watched all the planet of the apes movies!!! I’m not even on our side!!
“Never swaddle your baby” “only swaddle your baby until 8 weeks” “sleep sacks are fine” “sleep sack more like DEATH sack” “swaddling is totally fine as long as you follow the two finger rule” “if you’re asking about swaddling you must be sTuPiD aNd NeGlEcTfUl”
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“Never swaddle your baby” “only swaddle your baby until 8 weeks” “sleep sacks are fine” “sleep sack more like DEATH sack” “swaddling is totally fine as long as you follow the two finger rule” “if you’re asking about swaddling you must be sTuPiD aNd NeGlEcTfUl”
And like!!! The entire time the guy so obviously wants to sleep with Julia Roberts’ character but lets Cameron Diaz’s character give up her entire life for him? Disgusting. AND SHE’S 20 YEARS OLD!
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And like!!! The entire time the guy so obviously wants to sleep with Julia Roberts’ character but lets Cameron Diaz’s character give up her entire life for him? Disgusting. AND SHE’S 20 YEARS OLD!
It had to have been, right?? Cameron Diaz is so charming in it. I get sooooo mad about her quitting school for her lame-o fiancé
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It had to have been, right?? Cameron Diaz is so charming in it. I get sooooo mad about her quitting school for her lame-o fiancé
And Julia Robert’s hair. A worthy honorable mention.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And Julia Robert’s hair. A worthy honorable mention.
Of course this man almost saves it. But not quite!!!!
a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " the moment i wake up " on the bottom
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " the moment i wake up " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Of course this man almost saves it. But not quite!!!!
And it’s all bc of this man. An absolute curse! The worst!
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
And it’s all bc of this man. An absolute curse! The worst!
