Roseanna Alice
@roseannaalice.bsky.social
Poet | PhD | Public Librarian
She/They
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She/They
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Once again, it is the time of year I wish the The Holiday was just about Kate Winslet and Jack Black’s romance. Twice as much cross generational friendship, pls! Zero Jude Law in slutty little glasses! Idc!
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Once again, it is the time of year I wish the The Holiday was just about Kate Winslet and Jack Black’s romance. Twice as much cross generational friendship, pls! Zero Jude Law in slutty little glasses! Idc!
returning to my roots (turtlenecks & a red lip)
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
returning to my roots (turtlenecks & a red lip)
I’m not saying being a transphobe makes you ugly, but consider Kiera Knightly’s fuckass bob and draw your own conclusions 💁🏻♀️
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m not saying being a transphobe makes you ugly, but consider Kiera Knightly’s fuckass bob and draw your own conclusions 💁🏻♀️
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This is devastating news. So grateful to Lex and everyone at Teen Vogue for their amazing political coverage in recent years.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is devastating news. So grateful to Lex and everyone at Teen Vogue for their amazing political coverage in recent years.
I didn’t realize that postpartum a lot of people have significant hair loss??? And I am one of them?? Turns out I’m not special??? What??
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I didn’t realize that postpartum a lot of people have significant hair loss??? And I am one of them?? Turns out I’m not special??? What??
I have got to stop going on mommy reddit
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I have got to stop going on mommy reddit
Of the 90s rom-coms (of which I love many!!!) I simply cannot stand My Best Friend’s Wedding. And listen, I *want* to like it. But I can’t!!
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Of the 90s rom-coms (of which I love many!!!) I simply cannot stand My Best Friend’s Wedding. And listen, I *want* to like it. But I can’t!!
back on my bullshit (taking vitamins)
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
back on my bullshit (taking vitamins)
Me reminding myself that having perfectly straight teeth is a classist, widely American beauty standard that is stupid:
a cartoon of spongebob saying that he is ugly and proud
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying that he is ugly and proud
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me reminding myself that having perfectly straight teeth is a classist, widely American beauty standard that is stupid:
love being in my cunty little bob era
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
love being in my cunty little bob era
I made up a little song for my daughter and my millennial ass was like “it’s her theme song”
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I made up a little song for my daughter and my millennial ass was like “it’s her theme song”
Motherhood a wild bc my google history is just:
- when baby sleep?
- no sleeping bad?
- baby sleep too much?
- oversleeping babies?
- baby eating too much?
- baby not eating enough?
- how happy is too happy (baby)?
- when baby sleep?
- no sleeping bad?
- baby sleep too much?
- oversleeping babies?
- baby eating too much?
- baby not eating enough?
- how happy is too happy (baby)?
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Motherhood a wild bc my google history is just:
- when baby sleep?
- no sleeping bad?
- baby sleep too much?
- oversleeping babies?
- baby eating too much?
- baby not eating enough?
- how happy is too happy (baby)?
- when baby sleep?
- no sleeping bad?
- baby sleep too much?
- oversleeping babies?
- baby eating too much?
- baby not eating enough?
- how happy is too happy (baby)?
Parenthood really does make you intolerable bc my entire personality is texting my husband about how special our baby is and I’M NOT SORRY
September 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Parenthood really does make you intolerable bc my entire personality is texting my husband about how special our baby is and I’M NOT SORRY
I’ve become an oatmeal heaux
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve become an oatmeal heaux
I’m going to be so fucking for real there is nothing I’m LESS worried about than the Tylenol I took during my pregnancy
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m going to be so fucking for real there is nothing I’m LESS worried about than the Tylenol I took during my pregnancy
A doctor I trust more than RFK jr
September 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A doctor I trust more than RFK jr
Must stop making self-deprecating comments about how tired I look bc no one is contradicting me and that is…a blow
September 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Must stop making self-deprecating comments about how tired I look bc no one is contradicting me and that is…a blow
A few times lately when I’ve been chatting with someone who I haven’t seen in awhile they’ve been like “wow love that ur embracing ur grey hairs they look great” which is so kind except I wasn’t actually making a fashion statement I simply thought they weren’t that noticeable
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A few times lately when I’ve been chatting with someone who I haven’t seen in awhile they’ve been like “wow love that ur embracing ur grey hairs they look great” which is so kind except I wasn’t actually making a fashion statement I simply thought they weren’t that noticeable
I hate afternoon sads.
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I hate afternoon sads.
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I was raised with the boys who hate
So I know exactly what made them this way
They always treated me like one of the guys
So I know that they're liars and I don't owe them shit
So I know exactly what made them this way
They always treated me like one of the guys
So I know that they're liars and I don't owe them shit
August 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I was raised with the boys who hate
So I know exactly what made them this way
They always treated me like one of the guys
So I know that they're liars and I don't owe them shit
So I know exactly what made them this way
They always treated me like one of the guys
So I know that they're liars and I don't owe them shit
This is the first August in 12 years I haven’t been preparing for a semester to begin.
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is the first August in 12 years I haven’t been preparing for a semester to begin.
Obviously I knew babies were cute, what I didn’t know is that when my tiny tiny infant wakes up in the morning and stretches as big as she can with her whole body it is life-ruiningly adorable
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Obviously I knew babies were cute, what I didn’t know is that when my tiny tiny infant wakes up in the morning and stretches as big as she can with her whole body it is life-ruiningly adorable
Had a nightmare last night about a giant rat with a double row of teeth.
This doesn’t seem like it could possibly mean anything good.
This doesn’t seem like it could possibly mean anything good.
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Had a nightmare last night about a giant rat with a double row of teeth.
This doesn’t seem like it could possibly mean anything good.
This doesn’t seem like it could possibly mean anything good.
The white woman urge to start a blog
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The white woman urge to start a blog