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@rosiemck.bsky.social

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dog, reposting other people's bangers, news she/her, Aotearoa NZ profile pic: human possum climbing into a bin banner: silhouette of a dog against a sunset

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · Sep 28

can i interest you in a timeline cleanse at this difficult time

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 8h

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 11h

she's just very persuasive

small dog expressing dissatisfaction at not being able to reach the window. she's on a couch and 2 cushions. she is wearing a sensible turtleneck sweater (unrelated)

small dog looking smug on a stack of 5 cushions. now she can look out the window with ease, her plan worked perfectly.

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 11h

she's just very persuasive

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 11h

this is perfect

arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 11h

amazing, i'm glad margot is not the only one with a passion for windows. this is the biggest project she's managed to date

arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 13h

breaking news

photo of margot, a little brown dog, propped up on a STACK of cushions so she can gaze out the window. it's giving princess and the pea (she's the princess and i'm the pea)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h

my husband sends me the absolute best pictures while I am at work

orange cat with eyes closed being petted

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 2d

oh snap 👋

arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 2d

it's definitely up there somewhere

very bright full moon partially obscured by cloud

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scari @cari.bsky.social · 2d

made chicken parm egg rolls for humans and a tiny one for dog

tiny bite of egg roll in the foreground and a tricolor blue-eyed Australian shepherd staring at it

same dog and same egg roll now dangerously close to each other

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Lottie @sellottie.bsky.social · 3d

It’s happened again

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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 3d

Hide the existence of your identical twin for decades so you can do a stage magic act in which it seems like you teleported.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 3d

Every Trump speech now produces approximately two dozen 30-second clips peppering the feed that each alone should trigger impeachment or 25th amendment proceedings and are indistinguishable from what your worst uncle would produce if he had any idea how to make ai-generated videos

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d

girl shut the fuck up, millennials didn't say that shit

Fortune @fortune.com · 4d

“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6

Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune

From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.

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morgan godfery @morgangodfery.bsky.social · 4d

this country is so funny: a series of welfare subsidies that end up in the hands of landlords and private childcare providers; a chronically unaffordable housing market; a publicly-owned electricity generation and retail racket; oligopolies in supermarket and telecommunication sectors lol

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 5d

but i don't Want to learn how the AT protocol works

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 5d

logging on

a person saying "what a stupid time to be alive"

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 5d

the point of having a comms team, just so everyone is clear, is not only to write better statements than you (which everyone arrogantly thinks they don't need) but also to give others the power to take your phone away when needed, because this is patently embarrassing at this point.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 5d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 5d

???

crop of a different part of the freaky AI classroom, it's a dog riding backwards and also forwards on a vehicle. it has 4 arms and a captain hook claw and there's an egg floating in the air and a crack pipe on the desk next to it

arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 6d

they're so skittish! this is the closest i've got to a snap of one

silhouette of a kōtare (kingfisher) on a powerline

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 6d

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arosie from the dead 🪦 @rosiemck.bsky.social · 6d

!!! new dog at the office alert! productivity has plummeted

gemma, a beautiful red cavalier king charles spaniel, getting some pats. she looks like lady from lady and the tramp

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