You were perpwalked outta there with a standing ovation.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing everyone that the free market regulates itself.

Fighting fire with dubstep

What are you talking about? He definitely fuh-hyucks.

Sorry we can't fix the air conditioning in your kids' kindergarten class, we needed to buy an APC for the piss cops.

If he gets on your nerves, throw away all his grits and eat up all of his corn. He'll appreciate the gesture.

Santa Clause is slouching towards Bethlehem

Be still my shitty heart

Translation: The President is an asshole, and assholes feel represented by him.

They look like a killer boss ladder in a Ninja Turtles game.

Such a brave and handsome lad ❤️

He'll come out and deliver a speech just as soon as he stops crying.

Good luck! I'm pulling for ya (but not from the shoulder)

Liberate tutame ex orgium

Groverwhitehouse

What's so galling about all this is that we're only in this situation because Trump tore up the trade deal that HE MADE. After he tore up the last, long-standing trade deal in his first term.

It doesn't matter how good a deal is if we can't trust him to honour it.