Fuck it, I don't care if there's no rings, retire his number, let him have the first statue outside Intuit Dome

The polls of people who actually watched the debate showed Biden losing badly... by the exact same margin that Trump lost the Harris debate. But Trump by contrast didn't have weeks of drumbeat, full-court-press news afterwards about his debate failure - media instead dropped the story

East German style snitch tyranny kinda violates half of the bill of rights.

Ah yeah this was lost during that drug fueled haze in the late 1770s when he got into a huge fight in the studio with Walter Becker and Mozart

imagining earlier drafts of that embarassment like "She was sort of a modern-day political version of Public Enemy (Enema?)"

"She was sort of a modern-day political version of George Orwell (Georgia?)"

"She was sort of a modern-day political version of Emma Goldman (Goldwoman?)"