Minor league b3tan bloke
@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
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I advise anyone who gets upset at the things I say or do online to read this scholarly article.
Chuck, I urge you to stop overthinking things.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Chuck, I urge you to stop overthinking things.
There’s got to be a reason why that boy turned out like he did.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
There’s got to be a reason why that boy turned out like he did.
How’s your day going?
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
How’s your day going?
Brock might be the traditional family name for a badger but in this crazy age of hip-hop I think B-Rock is more in keeping with my forest homies.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Brock might be the traditional family name for a badger but in this crazy age of hip-hop I think B-Rock is more in keeping with my forest homies.
Begone with that trite schmaltzy sentimentality. Let us not gloss over what the 60s was really like.
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Begone with that trite schmaltzy sentimentality. Let us not gloss over what the 60s was really like.
I’ll be the first to admit I wouldn’t be the best at being an advertising exec. Sure, I have flexible vocabulary and imagination but thanks to a Catholic school upbringing I am too honest and scared of lying. This porridge, for example, is ‘Banana flavour’ flavour. The power of Christ compels me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’ll be the first to admit I wouldn’t be the best at being an advertising exec. Sure, I have flexible vocabulary and imagination but thanks to a Catholic school upbringing I am too honest and scared of lying. This porridge, for example, is ‘Banana flavour’ flavour. The power of Christ compels me.
Heil Five!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Heil Five!
Bit disappointed now that the prospect of discovering any new chemical elements are slim to none, especially as the opportunity to name them could be based on where they were first verified. If only there could be a Birminghamium, it would no doubt be an extremely heavy metal.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bit disappointed now that the prospect of discovering any new chemical elements are slim to none, especially as the opportunity to name them could be based on where they were first verified. If only there could be a Birminghamium, it would no doubt be an extremely heavy metal.
They’re eating your Clangers and Tank Engines!
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They’re eating your Clangers and Tank Engines!
Things you can say during sex but also when barricaded into the Operations control room of the atmosphere processor on LV-426: - “I’m telling you, there’s something moving and it ain’t us!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Things you can say during sex but also when barricaded into the Operations control room of the atmosphere processor on LV-426: - “I’m telling you, there’s something moving and it ain’t us!”
@quantick.bsky.social Today’s coincidence. Listening to ‘Bad Gear’ on YT reviewing a Roland 808 groovebox synth, recognise a drum fill on the demo from Truth? By Def Leppard, go to WikiP to see if groove box or album came first, in the WikiP article ‘David Quantick says of this album in Q magazine’🫢
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@quantick.bsky.social Today’s coincidence. Listening to ‘Bad Gear’ on YT reviewing a Roland 808 groovebox synth, recognise a drum fill on the demo from Truth? By Def Leppard, go to WikiP to see if groove box or album came first, in the WikiP article ‘David Quantick says of this album in Q magazine’🫢
Out of the frying pan into the fire…
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Out of the frying pan into the fire…
The futility of doing an ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ style octave-boosting version of whale song is that, due to the acoustic sound transmission qualities of sea water, other whales would have to be no more than 16 inches away to be able to have a good laugh about it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The futility of doing an ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ style octave-boosting version of whale song is that, due to the acoustic sound transmission qualities of sea water, other whales would have to be no more than 16 inches away to be able to have a good laugh about it.
Now that the Coke has stopped trying to guess my name on the side of the can they have just resorted to downright flattery, e.g. “Sparkling and Refreshing”, yes, that’s very nice Coke but I am already aware of my social attributes thank you very much.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Now that the Coke has stopped trying to guess my name on the side of the can they have just resorted to downright flattery, e.g. “Sparkling and Refreshing”, yes, that’s very nice Coke but I am already aware of my social attributes thank you very much.
The medicine man up the road is suggesting I exercise and eat lots of vegetables to decrease the risk of strokes and heart attacks. I wonder if they’ve found the number 1 cause of heart attacks and strokes is constipation but they’re shy of mentioning it to us delicate souls.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The medicine man up the road is suggesting I exercise and eat lots of vegetables to decrease the risk of strokes and heart attacks. I wonder if they’ve found the number 1 cause of heart attacks and strokes is constipation but they’re shy of mentioning it to us delicate souls.
Date yourself with a picture. You are seeing Automan’s sperm here.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Date yourself with a picture. You are seeing Automan’s sperm here.
There are two kinds of people who steeple their fingers in front of them.
1) Evil criminal masterminds.
2) Light entertainment ITV Saturday night TV hosts.
1) Evil criminal masterminds.
2) Light entertainment ITV Saturday night TV hosts.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There are two kinds of people who steeple their fingers in front of them.
1) Evil criminal masterminds.
2) Light entertainment ITV Saturday night TV hosts.
1) Evil criminal masterminds.
2) Light entertainment ITV Saturday night TV hosts.
Has any sexually assertive woman ever demanded ‘Who’s your mummy?!’ during the deed?
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Has any sexually assertive woman ever demanded ‘Who’s your mummy?!’ during the deed?
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
There’s a certain ambiguity about warnings at the beginning of films or programmes, ‘Contains scenes of mild peril’, ‘Contains scenes of a sexual nature’. How about ‘Aww hell NO’ or ‘Awww YISSS!’ instead?
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s a certain ambiguity about warnings at the beginning of films or programmes, ‘Contains scenes of mild peril’, ‘Contains scenes of a sexual nature’. How about ‘Aww hell NO’ or ‘Awww YISSS!’ instead?
There’s very little you can’t make sound classier if you put a classy city name in front of it.
Viennese Ballroom Slippers
Viennese Reversible Mole Grips
Viennese Inflamed Rectal Polyps
Viennese Ballroom Slippers
Viennese Reversible Mole Grips
Viennese Inflamed Rectal Polyps
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There’s very little you can’t make sound classier if you put a classy city name in front of it.
Viennese Ballroom Slippers
Viennese Reversible Mole Grips
Viennese Inflamed Rectal Polyps
Viennese Ballroom Slippers
Viennese Reversible Mole Grips
Viennese Inflamed Rectal Polyps
Listen, parents who go into debt taking your kids to Disneyland in term time. Johnny Mnemonic was all about building memories as well and look what happened to him.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Listen, parents who go into debt taking your kids to Disneyland in term time. Johnny Mnemonic was all about building memories as well and look what happened to him.
Why not? That what Mek-Quake always say.’
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Why not? That what Mek-Quake always say.’
This week I am to be Uncle at a Wedding. Sounds a bit like a Smiths track to me.
“Oh Uncle, why must you dance as if you had no shame, like a matador in Cairo I hid by the canapés, Still you think you’ve ‘Got it’, whatever that means in a social club in Wythenshaw in November’
“Oh Uncle, why must you dance as if you had no shame, like a matador in Cairo I hid by the canapés, Still you think you’ve ‘Got it’, whatever that means in a social club in Wythenshaw in November’
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This week I am to be Uncle at a Wedding. Sounds a bit like a Smiths track to me.
“Oh Uncle, why must you dance as if you had no shame, like a matador in Cairo I hid by the canapés, Still you think you’ve ‘Got it’, whatever that means in a social club in Wythenshaw in November’
“Oh Uncle, why must you dance as if you had no shame, like a matador in Cairo I hid by the canapés, Still you think you’ve ‘Got it’, whatever that means in a social club in Wythenshaw in November’