and really, can you blame me???? 🥺 Nemo is so pretty, why no one want my special girl

i NEED to put the blue in, but after bleaching it i just have not found time to do that. a whole week with this yellow af hair. And yeah, the local rabbi complimented my beard when i was paying the water bill at city hall and it was like. Ok. Glad we live in a progressive as fuck town I guess!

Who the fuck is this

Deeter, a transmasc harpy warlock. he's what happens when you give a sheltered kid with wanderlust waayy too much power and not enough rules.

Torrent, a triton bard. fun spin on siren mythos, very morally dubious. cool as hell design.

.... you can see why 'halfling ranger' doesn't compare.

So its def not all bad! She's an OK character.

but like.
idk, i usually like a lil more flavor 🫠

past characters were:

Triptych, a genderqueer orange tiefling sorcerer. His sorcery and magic was an allegory for being neurodivergent, since he was enrolled in a wizard academy.

And now I'm kinda stuck with this character that i don't like enough to be super enthused about, but don't dislike enough to kill off and replace, yknow? She's just ok.

She's got a lizard, she's a halfling. She's pretty cute. big aroace vibes, maaaybe demi? Xylo's character is def her moirail too 😅

I am admittedly not as attached to this characters as i was my other ones, due to expecting it to go just as poorly as every other time I tried not being the DM. I tried to play it safe, because Rural Oklahoma, In-Person weekly DND- if i was too weird, these ppl were still gunna see me in walmart.

We have been playing this campaign, with these characters, for a year and a half and i dont dare fuck this up for everyone involved.

If you would like to adopt sweet Mallow, please reach out to Merry Melodies Special Needs Feline Rescue:

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His adoption fee is only 8️⃣5️⃣, but his vet bill was around 1.5k 😬

Mallow is great with other cats, and has taken a liking to a blind kitten in his foster home 🥹 He's just a total sweetheart, and has not minded any other animals or new humans coming into the home. All around a perfect kitty 💕 now he just needs a lap of his own!

Mallow had NO complications during surgery to remove his absolutely smashed hind limb, and has healed extremely well. 🥳 FIV has not hindered him at all, and his foster mom reports that he is the sweetest gentleman. Since he is super chill with everyone he meets, he often gets called 'Mellow Mallow'.

a strawberry monster at 3am would fix me i think