Routeless
routeless.bsky.social
Routeless
@routeless.bsky.social
Great with maps but no idea where my life is going. Love mid century furniture and collecting nostalgia. Aspires to be a competitive woodchopper and am awesome at assembling IKEA furniture.
How else is he supposed to neg her? He can't get anywhere near her and she won't answer his phone calls.
May 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Realising I'm old enough now that I saw this pic and immediately thought "ooooooh!! I'm loving the sensible and comfortable shoes - I need a pair too"
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
¿Por qué no ambos?
May 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh dear god - guys. Just to clarify I AM NOT the wombat abuser, I am translating her non excuse word salad.

My cheating ex gave a better excuse than all of her weird DARVO attempts.
March 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was told my behaviour was "erratic" when I kept forgetting doses & misplacing my scripts/antidepressant meds that didn't help because it wasn't the problem to begin with.

Instead they would just trial me on another SSRI that made me sick and void of emotion again.
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Countries where we don't have fixed interest rates for the life of the mortgage - it's worse than renting.

RBA thinks inflation can be stopped by only targeting mortgage holders but it doesn't impact the people causing inflation. Rich boomer retirees who STILL raise the rents because greed.
March 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Glad you liked my translation of her double down non apology.

I've had exes give me a better excuse for their cheating than that oxygen thief did for "saving" the joey.
March 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My bad. I was actually referring to that other blonde woman. Why do they all look the same?
March 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SAY HIS NAME!!!
March 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is it though? Nobody leaves an episode of Doctor Who unfinished.
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is this the real life answer to that question about how a dog/table/something else would wear a pair of pants?
March 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What kind of logic even is that???

It's like suggesting you just throw your baby into the water. If it doesn't drown and starts swimming "by instinct" then you've got a strong survivor baby instead of a dead one. You want a strong survivor baby to continue the human race.

Fucking idiots.
March 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no no no no no.

(I'm so sorry please don't murder me)
March 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I can't even stay at my mum's house without her claiming I broke something or used something I didn't even know existed.

I don't know how people can do this rent a stranger's home without being accused of some bullshit they want to overcharge you for when you leave.
March 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Cheaper & you don't have to do a deep clean before you leave AND still have to pay for a deep clean once you drop off the keys.

Always felt like the Airbnb entire venture was a bit dodge and never wanted to book when I read all their T&C's in the early days. Glad my gut feeling was right.
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hard to see but colour scheme looks similar to the Belize flag.
March 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
OMFG HES NOT A COP.
He's a business man with a business tan.
March 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That woman looks like she's an old school burglar wearing stockings over her face to hide her identity.

Clearly she's a witch because I can't see the stockings.

That's how they do it right? Point at someone brown & accuse them of being illegal, point at child & accuse her of having an abortion.
March 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
ENHANCE
March 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I know that the global economy is going to the toilet right now, but did I miss the boat on the latest interior trends or has broke student chic replaced the new vintage thrift look?

Either way I'm digging reduce reuse recycle decor. Very minimalist. Good for light & short legged people.
March 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Will this also mean whoever authorised the ad will be held accountable for the BS they're spreading?
March 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM