Routeless
@routeless.bsky.social
Great with maps but no idea where my life is going. Love mid century furniture and collecting nostalgia. Aspires to be a competitive woodchopper and am awesome at assembling IKEA furniture.
That moment when I realise I will never have 3 boyfriends named Patrick.
One can only dream of being this fabulous.
One can only dream of being this fabulous.
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That moment when I realise I will never have 3 boyfriends named Patrick.
One can only dream of being this fabulous.
One can only dream of being this fabulous.
Keep having brief delusional moments of "Might be nice to take a holiday & visit mates in the US" then I remember that It's safer as a woman visiting any other country DFAT has issued a travel warning about.
My "Yeah nah yeah" becomes "Nah yeah nah".
Too many (cough) freedoms for me over there..
My "Yeah nah yeah" becomes "Nah yeah nah".
Too many (cough) freedoms for me over there..
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Keep having brief delusional moments of "Might be nice to take a holiday & visit mates in the US" then I remember that It's safer as a woman visiting any other country DFAT has issued a travel warning about.
My "Yeah nah yeah" becomes "Nah yeah nah".
Too many (cough) freedoms for me over there..
My "Yeah nah yeah" becomes "Nah yeah nah".
Too many (cough) freedoms for me over there..
Just discovered an inverse doorway effect. Calling it the Sleepytime effect.
1. Follow routine sleep hygiene steps
2. Get nice & comfy in bed in your jimjams
3. Place head on your pillow
4. Surprise motherf**kers - you left your washing out on the line & it's probably going to rain.
Shit. 🫠
1. Follow routine sleep hygiene steps
2. Get nice & comfy in bed in your jimjams
3. Place head on your pillow
4. Surprise motherf**kers - you left your washing out on the line & it's probably going to rain.
Shit. 🫠
March 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just discovered an inverse doorway effect. Calling it the Sleepytime effect.
1. Follow routine sleep hygiene steps
2. Get nice & comfy in bed in your jimjams
3. Place head on your pillow
4. Surprise motherf**kers - you left your washing out on the line & it's probably going to rain.
Shit. 🫠
1. Follow routine sleep hygiene steps
2. Get nice & comfy in bed in your jimjams
3. Place head on your pillow
4. Surprise motherf**kers - you left your washing out on the line & it's probably going to rain.
Shit. 🫠
Dear god now she claims our government is calling for her head. Dumbass should've posted a ukelele apology video and stopped the DARVO trope.
Would have blown over faster than her current wildfire is burning.
Proof of infamy not needed because the entire world knows exactly who with one image.
Would have blown over faster than her current wildfire is burning.
Proof of infamy not needed because the entire world knows exactly who with one image.
two wombats are standing next to each other on the ground .
ALT: two wombats are standing next to each other on the ground .
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Dear god now she claims our government is calling for her head. Dumbass should've posted a ukelele apology video and stopped the DARVO trope.
Would have blown over faster than her current wildfire is burning.
Proof of infamy not needed because the entire world knows exactly who with one image.
Would have blown over faster than her current wildfire is burning.
Proof of infamy not needed because the entire world knows exactly who with one image.
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The irony…
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The irony…
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Ok guys hear me out, I've overthought this and think I'm onto something re: the measles epidemic, the antivax movement and being ND.
People with ASD technically can't "get it" again, so it's like a loophole for antivaxer trope.
People with ASD technically can't "get it" again, so it's like a loophole for antivaxer trope.
March 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ok guys hear me out, I've overthought this and think I'm onto something re: the measles epidemic, the antivax movement and being ND.
People with ASD technically can't "get it" again, so it's like a loophole for antivaxer trope.
People with ASD technically can't "get it" again, so it's like a loophole for antivaxer trope.
Why can I hear this?
March 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Why can I hear this?
Trash "news" running at a loss??? Fantastic! We all know what needs to get impacted next.
March 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Trash "news" running at a loss??? Fantastic! We all know what needs to get impacted next.
Did my part today, voting in our state election - results are called - Welcome back state daddy 2.0!!!!
Democracy sausage wasn't the only offering... Rewarded myself with a democracy bacon sanga instead.
Today was a good day.
Democracy sausage wasn't the only offering... Rewarded myself with a democracy bacon sanga instead.
Today was a good day.
March 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Did my part today, voting in our state election - results are called - Welcome back state daddy 2.0!!!!
Democracy sausage wasn't the only offering... Rewarded myself with a democracy bacon sanga instead.
Today was a good day.
Democracy sausage wasn't the only offering... Rewarded myself with a democracy bacon sanga instead.
Today was a good day.
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"In 1917, Doctor June McCarroll was driving down a stretch of highway when she was run off the road by a truck. ? choose between a sandy berth to the right and a ten-ton truck to the left!” > she invented the white line down the middle of the road. www.atlasobscura.com/places/docto...
Doctor June McCarroll Monument
A monument to the frontier doctor who came up with the idea of delineating highways with a painted line.
www.atlasobscura.com
March 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"In 1917, Doctor June McCarroll was driving down a stretch of highway when she was run off the road by a truck. ? choose between a sandy berth to the right and a ten-ton truck to the left!” > she invented the white line down the middle of the road. www.atlasobscura.com/places/docto...
So with this guy's reasoning - surely this means the entire NATO delegation can demand all his mates resign too right? Since they never expressed their gratitude for all the support and assistance circa 2001 onwards.
Does he think he's Team America: World Police?
Does he think he's Team America: World Police?
Mike Johnson, a Kremlin spokesperson, had this to say today.
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So with this guy's reasoning - surely this means the entire NATO delegation can demand all his mates resign too right? Since they never expressed their gratitude for all the support and assistance circa 2001 onwards.
Does he think he's Team America: World Police?
Does he think he's Team America: World Police?
I need someone to ELI5: what can I do with the prepaid Skype credit I can't get refunded, and wtf is the dialpad?
When did I change from being a resourceful millennial to someone so clueless about technology?
I don't like it and I'd like it to change back to 20 years ago please and thank you.
When did I change from being a resourceful millennial to someone so clueless about technology?
I don't like it and I'd like it to change back to 20 years ago please and thank you.
The Microsoft-owned service was a pioneer in live video calls but later lost ground to competing programs such as Zoom.
Microsoft to shut down Skype in May after over two decades
The Microsoft-owned service was a pioneer in live video calls but later lost ground to competing programs such as Zoom.
www.abc.net.au
March 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I need someone to ELI5: what can I do with the prepaid Skype credit I can't get refunded, and wtf is the dialpad?
When did I change from being a resourceful millennial to someone so clueless about technology?
I don't like it and I'd like it to change back to 20 years ago please and thank you.
When did I change from being a resourceful millennial to someone so clueless about technology?
I don't like it and I'd like it to change back to 20 years ago please and thank you.
Hopefully this 53% "do their research" before we end up with LNP continuing to ruin everything good about Australia as promised, then they cry because they "didn't know it would happen".
This is the one time we don't watch the US and get all "hold my beer and watch this". #auspol
This is the one time we don't watch the US and get all "hold my beer and watch this". #auspol
#BREAKING 🚨 The latest Newspoll has shown the Coalition holding its lead with minimal changes across primary and 2PP votes
On the question of whether the Labor government deserves to be re-elected, 34% of total respondents said they do, while 53% said “give someone else a go”
On the question of whether the Labor government deserves to be re-elected, 34% of total respondents said they do, while 53% said “give someone else a go”
February 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hopefully this 53% "do their research" before we end up with LNP continuing to ruin everything good about Australia as promised, then they cry because they "didn't know it would happen".
This is the one time we don't watch the US and get all "hold my beer and watch this". #auspol
This is the one time we don't watch the US and get all "hold my beer and watch this". #auspol
My brain leaks via the nose, and one lung remains post the most horrid fit of coughing - I fear I may succumb soon.
Please send chicken noods.
Please send chicken noods.
February 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My brain leaks via the nose, and one lung remains post the most horrid fit of coughing - I fear I may succumb soon.
Please send chicken noods.
Please send chicken noods.
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BREAKING: Minnesota Turkey Farm in Dakota County Devastated by H5N1 Outbreak, 79,000 Birds Destroyed due to Avian Flu
A commercial turkey farm in Dakota County, Minnesota, has been hit by H5N1, leading to the culling of 79,000 birds amid efforts to contain the outbreak.
A commercial turkey farm in Dakota County, Minnesota, has been hit by H5N1, leading to the culling of 79,000 birds amid efforts to contain the outbreak.
February 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BREAKING: Minnesota Turkey Farm in Dakota County Devastated by H5N1 Outbreak, 79,000 Birds Destroyed due to Avian Flu
A commercial turkey farm in Dakota County, Minnesota, has been hit by H5N1, leading to the culling of 79,000 birds amid efforts to contain the outbreak.
A commercial turkey farm in Dakota County, Minnesota, has been hit by H5N1, leading to the culling of 79,000 birds amid efforts to contain the outbreak.
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment everytime I see someone post about reskeeting, it absolutely rates up there with non millennials bragging about raw dogging everything.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
Alt: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
Also - How does one re-jizz and copulate life without a condom?
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment everytime I see someone post about reskeeting, it absolutely rates up there with non millennials bragging about raw dogging everything.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
The real question here is how did they figure out that it was vomit? Pick straws to designate who has to give it a lick?
My bad.
66 million-year-old vomit discovered in Denmark. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The real question here is how did they figure out that it was vomit? Pick straws to designate who has to give it a lick?
Guys I am pretty sure my bus driver crop dusted via the AC while driving.
Just had to tell someone.
Just had to tell someone.
January 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Guys I am pretty sure my bus driver crop dusted via the AC while driving.
Just had to tell someone.
Just had to tell someone.
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Australia’s drama dilemma: how taxpayers foot the bill for content that ends up locked behind paywalls. 42% of the A$803 million spent on producing Australian TV drama in 2023–24 was funded by taxpayers.
theconversation.com/australias-d...
theconversation.com/australias-d...
Australia’s drama dilemma: how taxpayers foot the bill for content that ends up locked behind paywalls
Commercial TV broadcasters once commissioned around 300 hours of Australian drama each year. Last year, they commissioned just nine hours of new, non-soap drama.
theconversation.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Australia’s drama dilemma: how taxpayers foot the bill for content that ends up locked behind paywalls. 42% of the A$803 million spent on producing Australian TV drama in 2023–24 was funded by taxpayers.
theconversation.com/australias-d...
theconversation.com/australias-d...
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I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
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(BACKGROUND-Average of 7 gm of microplastic in human brain) "tracked microplastics moving through mice in real time. Tiny plastic particles are gobbled up by immune cells, travel through bloodstream→eventually become lodged in blood vessels in brain." www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Microplastics block blood flow in the brain, mouse study reveals
Real-time imaging shows how plastic-stuffed cells form clumps that affect mouse movement.
www.nature.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
(BACKGROUND-Average of 7 gm of microplastic in human brain) "tracked microplastics moving through mice in real time. Tiny plastic particles are gobbled up by immune cells, travel through bloodstream→eventually become lodged in blood vessels in brain." www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Only 1 week since the tiktok "ban" and suddenly people defending the brainrot apps are now enlightened enough to see how addictive & destructive they were, like the clouds miraculously parted and they're sharing an epiphany.
Bro, I hated that crap before it was cool.
Bro, I hated that crap before it was cool.
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Only 1 week since the tiktok "ban" and suddenly people defending the brainrot apps are now enlightened enough to see how addictive & destructive they were, like the clouds miraculously parted and they're sharing an epiphany.
Bro, I hated that crap before it was cool.
Bro, I hated that crap before it was cool.