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Rowan Hellbender
@rowanhellbender.bsky.social
✨a piece of the universe having a human experience ✨
One of the most cringe interactions I've had.

If you don't want me to post you saying stupid shit, DON'T SAY STUPID SHIT
May 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Another one
May 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm going to start sharing unhinged and cringe dating app interactions
May 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by Rowan Hellbender
As well he should
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Going to try and be more active here and on Threads while I build up my clientele.

I work as a dog groomer now and would love to take care of your pups if you are local to Indianapolis. I can do puppy, teddy bear, and breed standard cuts.

Please reach out if you are interested!
April 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My dating app bio should say "don't say something that will make me screenshot you" at this point
March 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I contain multitudes I guess?
February 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Been playing around with my hot goth/vampy makeup today.

While watching vampire movies of course.
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I cannot stress enough that I need to see the horny vampire movie.
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When people show you who they are, believe them.
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In other news, I finally got my certs at work.
Just your friendly neighborhood goth dog groomer here. 💚
January 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Always looking for tea recommendations 🍵
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trying to be your favorite alt human. Happy new year!
January 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hi
December 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM