Rowan Thomas-Knapp
@rowanthomasknapp.bsky.social
(She/Her) 25. Creative, adventurous, book lover, and crazy.💜💛
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There’s all of the books we published this year at our in-house mystery press, Penzler Publishers
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There’s all of the books we published this year at our in-house mystery press, Penzler Publishers
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
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Go buy some books today.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Go buy some books today.
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Me explaining to my library director what it means to have a read to the dogs program at the library and why he should let me set that up
a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe
ALT: a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me explaining to my library director what it means to have a read to the dogs program at the library and why he should let me set that up
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Honey are you okay you’ve barely touched your HOLIDAY TRACTOR PARADE
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Honey are you okay you’ve barely touched your HOLIDAY TRACTOR PARADE
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Hey hey, due to Maureen's travels, there is no episode this week or next but we'll be back to ring out the end of the year on the 31st. Plus, Town Watches all month!
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hey hey, due to Maureen's travels, there is no episode this week or next but we'll be back to ring out the end of the year on the 31st. Plus, Town Watches all month!
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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Met a guy. Told @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social that it was exciting to have a mayor who had been to a library. I was hiding under a big scarf.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Met a guy. Told @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social that it was exciting to have a mayor who had been to a library. I was hiding under a big scarf.
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PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
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Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com goes to the movies, @dansinker.com goes to the North Pole, and America goes to hell. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/gar...
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com goes to the movies, @dansinker.com goes to the North Pole, and America goes to hell. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/gar...
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*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
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*throws body over Santa*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*throws body over Santa*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
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*Demogorgon eats cheese grater*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*Demogorgon eats cheese grater*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
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GET OFF OF HIM
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GET OFF OF HIM
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
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*Demogorgon goes for Santa*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*Demogorgon goes for Santa*
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*snow turns grey*
*Demogorgon appears*
*Demogorgon appears*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*snow turns grey*
*Demogorgon appears*
*Demogorgon appears*
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*beats dancing tree with saxophone as snow falls*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*beats dancing tree with saxophone as snow falls*
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*plows into dancers*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*plows into dancers*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
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I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE
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*plows through Rockettes on bike playing Whatever Happened to Saturday Night on saxophone and cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
*plows through Rockettes on bike playing Whatever Happened to Saturday Night on saxophone and cheese grater*
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*throws saxophone onto back*
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*throws saxophone onto back*
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
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Have I always been able to play saxophone? No. Santa has given me this ability.
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Have I always been able to play saxophone? No. Santa has given me this ability.
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
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MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
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*plays Baker Street while biking along*
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
*plays Baker Street while biking along*
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.