I.. wow! So glad I skipped it

My dad loved those. When a company started making safe ones he went on a mission to buy enough to do the whole tree. Pre-internet days was a whole different challenge.

Musk: mama mia! datsa what i call an epic roast!
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]

oh no..

“I will fold you into the fitted sheet if you don’t knock it off” is a phrase I never thought I’d use.

Pipkin perches on the edge of the tub for forehead kisses while I dry off after my shower. If I fail to kiss, I get swatted.

h e l p i n g

These are amazing. Thank you for the giggles and weekend viewing recommendation.