Rowena, Forest Horror
@rowena42.bsky.social
bones and hag stones stumbling through the night
profile pic is fanfic art by @amagire.bsky.social
she/her/eldritch
profile pic is fanfic art by @amagire.bsky.social
she/her/eldritch
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My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
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Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Prayers up for the single childless women who gotta constantly explain why they not married with kids every damn holiday
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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It’s cold and windy so snuggle up on the heated blankie
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s cold and windy so snuggle up on the heated blankie
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It turns out you can wear frost lipstick to your office job as long as you you're fine with looking slutty. I'm not sure if this is a "life hack" or a "sign of impending collapse" but either way
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It turns out you can wear frost lipstick to your office job as long as you you're fine with looking slutty. I'm not sure if this is a "life hack" or a "sign of impending collapse" but either way
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Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
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REMINDER THAT IF 100 PEOPLE SHOW ME THEIR RECEIPTS FOR PRE-ORDERS OF THIS COMIC I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S IMMACULATELY LANDSCAPED YARD
So @alepresser.com and I had a meeting with SIDEQUESTED's publisher this week (such nice people!). No specifics, but the numbers it takes to move a book from "meh" to "ROCKSTAR!!!" are laughable. Your sales have so much influence over publishing!
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You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 NOW! - Side Quested Webcomic
Yes, finally! You can preorder SideQuested Book 1 wherever books are sold! Here are convenient links to some of the big stores (but your local indie brick-and-mortar store will also…
sidequested.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
REMINDER THAT IF 100 PEOPLE SHOW ME THEIR RECEIPTS FOR PRE-ORDERS OF THIS COMIC I WILL HAVE LIVESTOCK DELIVERED TO KB'S IMMACULATELY LANDSCAPED YARD
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
We get truck drivers calling the office about job site deliveries all the time. Today's call:
Driver: Delivery for Aldi's in PA?
Me: We probably built the Aldi's, but it's not for us.
D: Oh. I guess you don't want this cheese delivery.
Me: HOLD ON NOW!
Driver: Delivery for Aldi's in PA?
Me: We probably built the Aldi's, but it's not for us.
D: Oh. I guess you don't want this cheese delivery.
Me: HOLD ON NOW!
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We get truck drivers calling the office about job site deliveries all the time. Today's call:
Driver: Delivery for Aldi's in PA?
Me: We probably built the Aldi's, but it's not for us.
D: Oh. I guess you don't want this cheese delivery.
Me: HOLD ON NOW!
Driver: Delivery for Aldi's in PA?
Me: We probably built the Aldi's, but it's not for us.
D: Oh. I guess you don't want this cheese delivery.
Me: HOLD ON NOW!
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Cat DM: “You hear a noise in the dungeon corridor ahead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cat DM: “You hear a noise in the dungeon corridor ahead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
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Always grinds my gears when people say "No one would work drudge jobs if there was a UBI"
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Always grinds my gears when people say "No one would work drudge jobs if there was a UBI"
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
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Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving:
What?!
What?!
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving:
What?!
What?!
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Musk: mama mia! datsa what i call an epic roast!
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Musk: mama mia! datsa what i call an epic roast!
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]
Musk: you think you canna do better?
Joyce Carol Oates: i could
Musk: [sweats]
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Me: Guests coming for Thanksgiving, gotta clean.
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me: Guests coming for Thanksgiving, gotta clean.
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
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ken have i told u about the humble potato
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ken have i told u about the humble potato
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Coming next year from Titan Books
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Coming next year from Titan Books
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I'm sure I used to fit under this gate...
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
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November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm sure I used to fit under this gate...
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
(Photo @imageplotter.bsky.social)
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a post about Psychopomp in 2026
please read and share
thank you very much
please read and share
thank you very much
what's next for Psychopomp - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
what to expect from Psychopomp (and The Deadlands and Fantasy Magazine) in 2026.
psychopomp.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
a post about Psychopomp in 2026
please read and share
thank you very much
please read and share
thank you very much
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The lore says @jcsalterego.bsky.social used to be verified, and it’s the checkmark that turned him into what he is now. They took it away, but it was too late.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The lore says @jcsalterego.bsky.social used to be verified, and it’s the checkmark that turned him into what he is now. They took it away, but it was too late.
Chris saving us all today
Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Chris saving us all today
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All the trees in my hood entering their NIN phase:
JUST A FADING FUCKING REMINDER OF WHO I USED TO BE
JUST A FADING FUCKING REMINDER OF WHO I USED TO BE
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
All the trees in my hood entering their NIN phase:
JUST A FADING FUCKING REMINDER OF WHO I USED TO BE
JUST A FADING FUCKING REMINDER OF WHO I USED TO BE
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/13 Why? For proximity to power. For prestige. For attention.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
/13 Why? For proximity to power. For prestige. For attention.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
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Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
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Me: There’s a lot going on in her little head.
My husband: Yeah but what’s going on is a game of Marco Polo where everyone’s shouting “Polo!”
#dogs #DogsOfBluesky
My husband: Yeah but what’s going on is a game of Marco Polo where everyone’s shouting “Polo!”
#dogs #DogsOfBluesky
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me: There’s a lot going on in her little head.
My husband: Yeah but what’s going on is a game of Marco Polo where everyone’s shouting “Polo!”
#dogs #DogsOfBluesky
My husband: Yeah but what’s going on is a game of Marco Polo where everyone’s shouting “Polo!”
#dogs #DogsOfBluesky