Russel Pepper
@rpepper.bsky.social
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Digital marketing professional. Dad. Enjoyer of video games.
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Oh no they went full Ohio State.
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Palm tree on a surfboard flashbacks from Windows Media Player
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STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]
rpepper.bsky.social
💯 Can’t forget the second big mistake when we secretly imported Nazis because we wanted to win the arms and space races, either.
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Not nearly as hard as what you went through.
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Yeah, right. So you're telling me you can boast a whopping 11% conversion rate for subscriptions, AND top the incredibly unmatched...170,000--wait, that number can't be right. Surely they didn't hire someone with that unimpressive of a resume...right?
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Oh I like that one. I usually said he made music for guys who only see their kids during supervised weekend visits.
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Famous German singer that sang "Kann nicht genug von deiner Liebe bekommen, Baby"
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The overarching was fun here and there, which is always a plus on these.
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We’re only as white as our usefulness to them.
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This reads like Roger’s ortolan ritual in that American Dad episode.
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I rarely meet anyone that hears that damn voice when someone says good luck, or even remembers it. I think I love you is that ok
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It was always going to be their hubris and feeling untouchable that brought them down. I'm just glad Salacious Crumb shanked Jabba in the end.
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Reply guys are just temporarily embarrassed posters.
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Surrogacy doesn't give them the sick feeling of being the "savior" to the child. I'd almost guarantee that's their difference. But of course they'd never say that.
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I didn't think I could find anything else to love about him, but he correctly called it a foward slash and now I'll run through a wall for Zohran.
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Followed up with "You called it bias, you should know" when he asked about the poll she was referring to.
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My FIL recently went through his huge collection of challenge coins when we visited. None looked as cringe and ridiculous as this.
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Don’t call him a hillbilly. He’s a suburban kid cosplaying. Most of us who actually grew up in Appalachia hate him.
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We all just wanna see if it reacts when interacted with.
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Can't spell stochastic without T-A-C-O!