Ruben Tisch
@rubentisch.bsky.social
He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
My sister's cat is being incredibly cute
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My sister's cat is being incredibly cute
Its been in Chicago 7-Elevens for like a month.
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Its been in Chicago 7-Elevens for like a month.
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Glad ESPN decided to put a number on my misery. It would also be worse if they managed to include Ferrari.
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Glad ESPN decided to put a number on my misery. It would also be worse if they managed to include Ferrari.
A nice surprise from Sports Center tonight.
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A nice surprise from Sports Center tonight.
Just a cat watching some ball
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just a cat watching some ball
I'm on my annual golf trip and we picked up a lil guy!
July 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm on my annual golf trip and we picked up a lil guy!
The complete lack of Edgar Wright on these lists made me mad. So I voted.
June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The complete lack of Edgar Wright on these lists made me mad. So I voted.
Gonna console myself from sports by making bolognese.
May 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gonna console myself from sports by making bolognese.
I am a very happy brother right now.
May 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am a very happy brother right now.
I haven't been this embarrassed to be an Oasis fan since Don't Believe the Truth released.
May 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I haven't been this embarrassed to be an Oasis fan since Don't Believe the Truth released.
Share a bad guy from the 80s.
April 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Share a bad guy from the 80s.
You guys I'm so happy
March 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You guys I'm so happy
For my mental health, the WSL should avoid double fixtures with the Premier League.
February 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For my mental health, the WSL should avoid double fixtures with the Premier League.
FedEx out here bending space and time.
February 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
FedEx out here bending space and time.
Oh no you don't. Not here. Never again.
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Oh no you don't. Not here. Never again.
