Ruben Tisch
@rubentisch.bsky.social
He/Him. MLS pundit. Other sports-- real, fake, and digital. Amateur Magic player.
Drew Dhalman robbed.
Jordan Love has been named NFC Offensive Player of the Week. Love completed 18 of 30 passes or 234 yards, four touchdowns and no interceptions in Green Bay’s 31-24 win in Detroit on Thanksgiving.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Drew Dhalman robbed.
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Scandal-plagued Michigan State hires scandal-plagued Pat Fitzgerald: defector.com/scandal-plag...
Scandal-Plagued Michigan State Hires Scandal-Plagued Pat Fitzgerald | Defector
Pat Fitzgerald, a coaching retread with lots of dirt in the grooves, is about to get another Big 10 gig. Among the bigger stories on the latest Bloody Sunday for college football coaches was…
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Scandal-plagued Michigan State hires scandal-plagued Pat Fitzgerald: defector.com/scandal-plag...
Does it count as a nor'easter if it came through the Midwest first?
Millions of people in parts of New York, Pennsylvania and New England were under a winter storm watch early Monday, as forecasters warned that a potential nor’easter could leave up to a foot of snow by Tuesday.
Here's what to know.
Here's what to know.
Millions Under Winter Storm Watch as Potential Nor’easter Approaches
Forecasters expected the storm to track up the Eastern Seaboard Monday night into Tuesday, leaving as much as a foot of snow in parts of the Northeast.
nyti.ms
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Does it count as a nor'easter if it came through the Midwest first?
Washington is getting absolutely screwed right now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Washington is getting absolutely screwed right now.
Taking Vancouver in thr final. BTW.
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Taking Vancouver in thr final. BTW.
Herbstreet has called enough NFL games by now to know that you go for it there. Completely manufactured surprise.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Herbstreet has called enough NFL games by now to know that you go for it there. Completely manufactured surprise.
Thr magic of Inter Miami is that they inexplicably make teams unable to score goals against them... except for the Chicago Fire.
NYCFC could have had them right then and there but wasted so many chances
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thr magic of Inter Miami is that they inexplicably make teams unable to score goals against them... except for the Chicago Fire.
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Ray Hudson will be on 60 Minutes tomorrow talking about Lamine Yamal, which is a good reminder that MLS should have him on Apple right now talking about Messi
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ray Hudson will be on 60 Minutes tomorrow talking about Lamine Yamal, which is a good reminder that MLS should have him on Apple right now talking about Messi
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Predictably weak shit from Pat Fitzgerald.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Predictably weak shit from Pat Fitzgerald.
Just saw a @katmabu.bsky.social ad as I switched on the Georga/George Tech game. Hell Yes!
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just saw a @katmabu.bsky.social ad as I switched on the Georga/George Tech game. Hell Yes!
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Kyle Monangai has 112 yards rushing, D'Andre Swift has 107. First time the Bears have two backs with 100+ in the same game since Nov. 10, 1985 (Matt Suhey, Walter Payton). (h/t Bears PR)
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Kyle Monangai has 112 yards rushing, D'Andre Swift has 107. First time the Bears have two backs with 100+ in the same game since Nov. 10, 1985 (Matt Suhey, Walter Payton). (h/t Bears PR)
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Bears gotta start running the ball.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bears gotta start running the ball.
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Hegseth's not the only war criminal here. "The [USSOCOM] commander overseeing the operation from Fort Bragg in North Carolina, Adm. Frank M. 'Mitch' Bradley, told people on the secure conference call that the survivors were still legitimate targets... He ordered the second strike."
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hegseth's not the only war criminal here. "The [USSOCOM] commander overseeing the operation from Fort Bragg in North Carolina, Adm. Frank M. 'Mitch' Bradley, told people on the secure conference call that the survivors were still legitimate targets... He ordered the second strike."
Its been like 3 weeks since the Bears were on the good side of a soft call like that.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Its been like 3 weeks since the Bears were on the good side of a soft call like that.
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The Reichstag has unanimously enacted the following law, which is promulgated herewith:
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The Reichstag has unanimously enacted the following law, which is promulgated herewith:
I expect the Madden Cast to be nothing but Frank Caliendo reading Tenactin ads.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I expect the Madden Cast to be nothing but Frank Caliendo reading Tenactin ads.
My sister's cat is being incredibly cute
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My sister's cat is being incredibly cute
Nvidia killing PC gaming as collateral damage was not something I expected.
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Nvidia killing PC gaming as collateral damage was not something I expected.
This is why USL D1 will fail.
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is why USL D1 will fail.
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NYCFC beating Charlotte twice on the road, and then going to Philadelphia and winning there is an incredible feat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
NYCFC beating Charlotte twice on the road, and then going to Philadelphia and winning there is an incredible feat.
Time to resurrect Steve from Beverley and #cf97callers in 2026
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Time to resurrect Steve from Beverley and #cf97callers in 2026